If you cup your hand like this you can hear the CAPTIONS

[underpants]

[slinkerwink]

1. Don't I look pretty in this jacket?

[AwakeAtLast]

2. I think this is how you salute, hell, I don't remember!

Somehow I missed that day, hmmmmm....

[rustydog]

3. Yoo hoo, Sailor!

wanna see me in my flight suit?
wanna see me in an f-16 fighter?
wanna see me with Saddam's pistol?
wanna get me a lawyer?
I'm knee deep in shit.

[FranzFerdinand]

4. WHAT'S A DICKFOR?

;)

[skip fox]

5. W. is "thinking": "Wow! Like a little bird told me! 'Time for the Wad!'

And boy I think she's right! Now when the polls are down, when the war is pissing on it's own shoes, when the investigations are biting my butt, when the economy is scrunching along, when my tax cuts are creating massive economic disparities . . . yep! We need to bring out DUCK WAD! . . . Man, I'm like ol' Mighty Mouse when I get The Wad in me! Nothing's impossible . . . the election just like another tall building to bound over . . . Oh yeah, it's time for The Wad! . . . That's what I'm ahearin'."

[Richardo]

6. From off camera: "Asshole says what."

[elperromagico]

7. He must be having a harder time hearing Cheney

through the earpiece.

[Lefty48197]

8. How can I get this cicada out of my hair...

without everybody knowing what I'm doing?

[cosmicdot]

9. W has suddenly developed Ronald Reagan ear