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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 11:24 AM Original message |
Workload lull today - time to kill - ASK ME ANYTHING! |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 11:25 AM Response to Original message |
1. Who do you have on ignore? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 11:35 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Not a single person... |
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joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
2. Who's going to win Wimbledon--men and women....??? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 11:36 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. It's Tennis |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
5. Who is the picture in your sig line? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 11:40 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Sorta |
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King Of Paperboys (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
6. Theology: |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 11:41 AM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Sure... |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
8. Why does daddy drink when i cry? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 11:42 AM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Everybody drinks when you cry... |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
11. What is the origin of the universe? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 11:48 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. A little green bug... |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
13. Riddle me this Elfwitch! |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 11:55 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Well now that you ask... |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
15. BORED NOW !! |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:26 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:34 PM Response to Reply #16 |
23. Magical elves make a teflon type coating.... |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:26 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:35 PM Response to Reply #17 |
24. No it would be called |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:27 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. What's another word for thesaurus? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:35 PM Response to Reply #18 |
25. Big Book of words that mean the same thing... |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:28 PM Response to Reply #15 |
19. Why does it hurt when i pee? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:36 PM Response to Reply #19 |
26. you play with yourself too much... |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:28 PM Response to Reply #15 |
20. and my last one for now... |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:37 PM Response to Reply #20 |
27. sigh deeply and say... |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:29 PM Response to Reply #15 |
21. Should i buy grapes? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:37 PM Response to Reply #21 |
28. Sure... |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:31 PM Response to Reply #15 |
22. Is the purple Jerry Falwell gay? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:39 PM Response to Reply #22 |
29. In any color |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
30. THAT WAS FUN !! More please! |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
31. OK. Here: |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:43 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Because the English language was really... |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
33. Time travel |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:49 PM Response to Reply #33 |
37. That would be best answered by my hubby... |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
34. Would you ever make love to Fonzie? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:50 PM Response to Reply #34 |
38. Sure... |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
35. If you click ignore |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:50 PM Response to Reply #35 |
39. 47 |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:48 PM Response to Original message |
36. Have you ever watched Spongebob Squarepants? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:51 PM Response to Reply #36 |
40. Nah... |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:51 PM Response to Original message |
41. Is there life after death? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:53 PM Response to Reply #41 |
43. Yes. |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
42. Have you ever been naked in public? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:54 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. No. |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
45. Did you change the battery in your smoke detector in the past year? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:57 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. Nope. |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:58 PM Response to Original message |
47. Do you dream of making love to farm animals like i do? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 12:59 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. Now what did I tell you... |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:02 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. Yeah, but the sheep are just sluts.... |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:03 PM Response to Reply #49 |
51. And... |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:03 PM Response to Original message |
50. Should i dye my under arm hair pink? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:04 PM Response to Reply #50 |
52. No. That is just silly! |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:06 PM Response to Original message |
53. Would you have sex with the Zoloft ball? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:08 PM Response to Reply #53 |
56. Dunno... |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
54. What kind of tomatoes should I use |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:10 PM Response to Reply #54 |
57. Plastic ones... |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
55. If the KKK took my baby away.....where did they take her? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:10 PM Response to Reply #55 |
58. You know that's funny.... |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
59. Who was i in a past life? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:12 PM Response to Reply #59 |
60. Nothing. |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
61. Have you ever masturbated to pictures of Vikings? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:15 PM Response to Reply #61 |
62. Look.... |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
63. Does cold cream remove shame? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:16 PM Response to Reply #63 |
64. No. |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
65. Where's the strangest place you ever "did it?" |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:18 PM Response to Reply #65 |
66. In the butt?? |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
67. Should i go to lollapalooza? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:19 PM Response to Reply #67 |
68. No. |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:20 PM Response to Original message |
69. Why do you mock me when i sleep? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:21 PM Response to Reply #69 |
70. Because you are so mockable... |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:22 PM Response to Original message |
71. Are robots stealing my gardening supplies? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:24 PM Response to Reply #71 |
73. No. |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:23 PM Response to Original message |
72. Why do you wear those silly shoes? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:28 PM Response to Reply #72 |
77. Because there is only one manufacturer for my kind of foot... |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:24 PM Response to Original message |
74. Is O.J. Guilty? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:35 PM Response to Reply #74 |
78. Yes. |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:25 PM Response to Original message |
75. Is Kobe guilty? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:36 PM Response to Reply #75 |
79. Don't know. Don't care.... |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:26 PM Response to Original message |
76. If i masturbate to photos of wilford brimley, do i get free oatmeal? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:37 PM Response to Reply #76 |
80. Sure. |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:40 PM Response to Reply #80 |
81. Speaking of Wilford Brimley... |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:42 PM Response to Reply #81 |
82. diabetEES |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:45 PM Response to Reply #82 |
84. Yuck. Sorry I brought that one up. |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:46 PM Response to Reply #84 |
85. Nah, it's cool... |
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phillybri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
83. Do you look anything like that drawing in your sigline? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:48 PM Response to Reply #83 |
87. A little bit... |
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phillybri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:49 PM Response to Reply #87 |
89. Good to know... |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:50 PM Response to Reply #89 |
90. 46D |
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phillybri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:53 PM Response to Reply #90 |
93. Whoa... |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:54 PM Response to Reply #93 |
94. You betcha! |
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phillybri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 02:00 PM Response to Reply #94 |
96. I'm at work and you are killing me... |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 02:02 PM Response to Reply #96 |
98. Soft in places where softness is required... |
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phillybri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 02:15 PM Response to Reply #98 |
101. There are no words.... |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 02:17 PM Response to Reply #101 |
102. I don't allow myself to be photographed... |
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phillybri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 02:25 PM Response to Reply #102 |
104. That's a shame! |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
86. Why |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:49 PM Response to Reply #86 |
88. So they can keep track.... |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
91. If you play |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 01:52 PM Response to Reply #91 |
92. here you is! |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 02:00 PM Response to Original message |
95. Well, I'm out |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 02:00 PM Response to Reply #95 |
97. Have a lovely rest of the day and a boss weekend! |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 02:05 PM Response to Original message |
99. Are Garden Gnomes a diabolical plot to suck the |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 02:07 PM Response to Reply #99 |
100. Actually Garden Gnomes are quite nice people... |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-17-04 02:19 PM Response to Reply #100 |
103. I will do that! Thank you! |
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