"If it wasn't for my horse, I'd never have spent that year in college."

[Khephra]

[catzies]

1. Lewis Black!

:evilgrin:

[phillybri]

2. Was she on a polo scholarship???

Then you realize that anyone that went to college would never say something that fucking stupid...

Comedy, thy name is Lewis Black...

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. The only thing I can think of

Is that she bet on a horse, thus giving her enough money to spend the year in college.
It took me a few weeks to figure that one out...and thankfully I didn't have an aneurysm!

[phillybri]

7. That's a good point!

I never though of that, except she said "my" horse.

If this chick owns a racehorse, chances are she can swing tuition for a year in college...

[soleft]

3. Aquafina - The end of Water as we know it

[LiberalVoice]

4. "If it 'WEREN'T' for my horse..."

:P

[Khephra]

6. I've heard it both ways

I guess it depends upon his mood that night.

;-)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. We'll never know what she meant...

Cause by the time he turned around to ask what the hell she was talking about...she was gone. I recommend investing in the Lewis Black Comedy Central DVD. Very good stuff, including his Indecision 2000 stuff.
Duckie

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