Sarahbelle, Nothingshocksmeanymore, Mrs. Grumpy, geniph, and flamingyouth

[HEyHEY]

Will you girls marry me?
I wanna jump on this polygamy bandwagon ASAP. I figure I can write a book if I get in on the ground floor. Then I'll become an expert and hire myself out to radio shows. Maybe a Springer appearance.

EDIT ( UM that's "Figure" I can write a book)

[Skittles]

1. I'm not good enough for you HEyHEY?

I am going to kick your ass.

[BlondieK143]

2. Need help with that ?

:D

[Skittles]

3. we will get all the gals he mentioned too

and make it a gang-kickass; I bet he would enjoy that. :7

[HEyHEY]

14. Nothing like being beaten sensless by a gang of angry women.....

Man, does that take me back.

Grade 4 was a rough year.

[HEyHEY]

4. Ah!

I just went with who I knew was on!

I'll marry you, but no ass kickings unless requested!

[Rick Myers]

11. Hey, gurl...

U say that to everybody...

MARRY ME!!!!!

:hug:

[HEyHEY]

12. Back off that's one of my wives! - Unless you wanna get married

In which case you'll be a new husband ...which some how means yo can marry her too?

[Rowdyboy]

5. So whats your problem with guys, you f**king sexist pig!

I look DAMN good for a 50 year old!

The legs are to die for (or so I'm told)

[HEyHEY]

6. Hmm...gay polygamy. MAN WOULD THAT PISS OFF THE FUNDIES!

Sure! WHy not!

[Skittles]

8. don't remind me

I saw a cross-dresser yesterday and his legs were much nicer than mine. That's just plain WRONG. :o

[Rowdyboy]

16. Sorry, but we can't help what

God gives us! :evilgrin:

Damn, I'm gorgeous!

[northofdenali]

7. :pout: :cry: And I KNOW the north better'n they do!

Poopiehead!!!!!!!!!!!! You've insulted me!! And poopiehead on your polar bear, too! :cry:

[HEyHEY]

9. Hey it's polygamy - the more the merrier!

Come on in!

[northofdenali]

15. But, but, but...................

Oh. Okay. Is the polar bear included? After he rides the bride and groom off to the sunset at that wedding you're going to?

If it's really going to be "big tent", we'll just empty out Alaska, everyone can move up here, and we'll take over. Do a Key West - secede, declare war, get all kinds of foreign aid when we surrender..

And I'll let you bring your bear! :evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

17. We'll need him anyway

He's a wicked cook. If you like raw seal.

[northofdenali]

18. No seal. Botulism problems. Muktuk isn't bad, a little fishy........

:P

[HEyHEY]

10. I guess we can call this "No-limit, big tent polygamy" now right?

[HEyHEY]

13. Hey man - this thread's potential for smartassery is not being utilized

GET CRACKIN'

[Tom Kitten]

21. Hey man there's a new kid in town

A johnny come lately but I lay claim to more than a few of them wimmen folk you say you lay claim to plus I got cats!

Ladies of the DU forum I lay myself at your feet in order to claim at least 4 or 5 of your hearts til death do us part !
As I said before just email me or my attorney with a self-addressed stamped envelope and an official appraisal of the worth of your dowry. Also, while I expect you to be virgins, I also expect you to act like you've never heard the word "no" before, once I succeed in getting you in the sack...Any objections in that regard shall and will be referred to my Alpha -wife, who after a trial and error period shall be chosen out of your ranks.

Since it seems to some the DU has adopted the policy of encouraging polygamy to some, I expect the flood gates to open up and be deluged by at least 5,000 propasals of polygimal marriage in the next 12 to 24 hours. To my would be wives I say "patience"...but, in the meantime, if any of you would like to meet somewhere for a couple of drinks and a chance for us to get to "know each other a little bit more" then by all means! E-mail me and don't forget that self addressed stamped envelope!

[Parrcrow]

19. Can I be the best man

or would polygamy make me the best men?

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

20. You're welcome to join my posse

I've been looking for houseboys but extra husbands will do just fine.

Gay guys too - I don't discriminate: I don't believe love has to result in children, so why should it have to result in sex?

[Rowdyboy]

22. I seriously adore my female friends

I love them, they love me, no kids are involved BUT....

I really adore waking up, spooning a naked male body. Yeah, my guy and I have been together for a LONG time (15 years now), but, even if we hadn't, even if it was a brand new male body, I'd still have to go in that direction. My hands just automatically go to the right place.

Sorry, its just me, but a woman just wouldn't be the same. I really LOVE you guys but you just don't have the right parts to make ME comfortable! Love you, just can't get too excited about you. And, part of me, really wishes I could.

Comprende?

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

23. I was just joshin'

I know I don't have what it would take to make you wanna be my houseboy. :P

And you and I share the exact same attitude concerning men's and women's parts, so muy comprendo. :)

[SarahB]

24. LOL!

Hey HEyHEY! You managed to just put a smile on my face anyway this morning (not an easy task). Thanks to VolcanoJen and Alanis Morissette, I have a whole new updated list of credentials.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1260366#1260602

Perhaps though, since this list involves so many of us that are already married or are lesbians (yes, LynneSin, sorry to break it to you :D), you'll have to settle for some cute bridesmaid in the near future.

[flamingyouth]

25. Sure, I'll be a single woman soon!

OK, in this context, I realize that's inconsequential! :evilgrin: But you never know when you might need a little access to Canadian citizenship! :loveya: