Really BAD DEAD REAGAN jokes (WARNING!!)
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Wed Jun-09-04 07:36 PM
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Really BAD DEAD REAGAN jokes (WARNING!!)
Seriously these are bad. I warned you. . . . . . . . . . you sure? . . . . . . . . last chance . .. . . . . . . What would Reagan be doing now if he were alive today? Scratching wildly at the inside of the coffin What would Regan be thinking if he were alive today? Did you see that his boots were backwards? Just like he left them What don't you recall? I don't recall Knock knock Who's there? "New" "New" who? Pneumonia!
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Wed Jun-09-04 07:38 PM
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Career Prole
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Wed Jun-09-04 07:40 PM
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2. Dude! And here I thought your missus was crying
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Wed Jun-09-04 07:43 PM
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3. Two goats were chewing on a Reagan film.
One goat said: This is good. The other goat said: The book was better.
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Wed Jun-09-04 08:12 PM
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4. now that raygun is dead, is ketsup still a vegayable?
Oh no. wait. it was Raygun who was yhe vegatable!
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Wed Jun-09-04 08:15 PM
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5. I like the one where he's reading the paper
...and yells out to Nancy: "Honey? Have you heard that Ronald Reagan's got Alzheimer's?"
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Edited on Wed Jun-09-04 08:40 PM by sniffa
who's there? i don't recaLL. i don't recaLL who? huh? is that you mommy?
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