The Sky is Falling

[Magical]

Funny coincidence, eh ?

I posted this yesterday....
http://www.bushcountry.org/news/may_news_pages/g_051604_assiebloke_end_world.htm

and as you know a meteor came in last night over Washington.
So, I guess you naysayers have to eat a little crow :-)

Word on the street is it that it may have been Al Queda.
They have developed gravitrons that can attract space junk.
These have been placed throughout the country and will attract a plethora of space rocks. Sort of a modern day catapult. If you find yourself walking somewhere and your feet start to feel heavy, you may be in the vicinity of one.

I'm developing a meteor umbrella to protect myself and am thinking of marketing it.

Stay tuned...

[Loonman]

1. Didn't a meteor herald Caeser's fall?

Hmmm.....

[MallRat]

2. Meteor umbrella?

Make sure it's easy to operate. Lately, our President has had trouble with umbrellas.

[Speck Tater]

3. Sorry, Microsoft has already patented it,

along with double clicking, sliced bread and take two aspirin and call me in the morning.