Thanks to moof, you need to help me think of long food.

[Robb]

:D

Summer solstice this year is big party at Casa Robb; longest day of the year is going to get long food. I bounced the idea off my boss the chef and he's still laughing, and is buying a keg and getting me wine on the cheap.

This leaves food. Long food for the longest day of the year. So far on my list I've got foot-long dogs, long carrot and celery strips for dippin' (arranged in a big flower vase), and a big ol' six-foot veggie sub.

Er, what else is long?

...and I was thinking of a door prize for the 100th penis joke made. :eyes:

[Don_G]

1. A Louisville Slugger And A Wiffle Ball?

For a dingbat award?

[Village Idiot]

2. How about kebabs?

Yummy, and as long as your BBQ will allow!
Cucumber salad or sandwiches and grilled zucchini are long and yummy, too...

Happy (burp) Solstice!!! ;^)

[zbird]

3. Don't forget the Long Island Iced Tea!

Giant Slim Jims (yuck!)
Giant bread sticks

[eyesroll]

4. Grissini (long skinny breadsticks)

Licorice ropes
Spaghetti (if you make the pasta yourself, you can make it as long as you want)

Do verbal puns count? If so, Long Island iced tea.

[woofless]

5. How about a cake in the shape of a

long dong?

[moof]

6. keg !!! The beer was supposed to be in Long Necks

aslo

Go to a butcher and have them make you some extra long brats.

You could make up a sandwich bar ala subway and
let people make up foot long subs.

Corn Dogs

Search the grocers for really long corn on the cobs


for dessert, Long Johns
those freeze pops that are in the long cello wraps.
Frozen choclate covered bananas

Sugar Daddys

Slow pokes

The really long tootsie rolls

And don't forget the long ballons that are used for the balloon animals and toss in a few inflated condoms with pictures of bu*sh inside.

[Robb]

7. Couldn't pass up the deal on the keg!

Good ideas, tho'! :)

[BiggJawn]

8. Supposim upela makim Long Peeg....

Or "Suppose you make Long Pig"

"Long Pig"

What the cannbals supposedly call cooked humans....

[moof]

9. One last thought on the Sub/hoagie sandwich deal

if you happen to be a male it would be cool to give people three choices of sandwich lenght,

The regular 6 inch,

The 9 inch man & a half

and of course

everyone

knows

about

the

12

inch

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" Oh Robb "


Thinking of you everytime Mary Tyler moore or DickVanDyke is mentioned.

[moof]

10. Good grief, didn't mean to kill your thread