HELP!!! I have a drinking problem!!!

[Teddy_Salad]

I just ran out of limes. :cry:

[zanana]

1. As an alcoholic who has been sober for 26 years, I find you to be

hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!

[Teddy_Salad]

12. Phew!!

You had me worried there for a moment. :pals:

[achtung_circus]

2. I don't have a drinking problem

I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, no problem!

[Bunny]

3. Steady, guy.

Do not panic. Consider it an opportunity to rough it.

Test your survival skills for when we have nuclear winter, and limes are permanently unavailable.

Or, you could run down to the local Kwik-e-mart and get some!

[Teddy_Salad]

8. Kwik-e-mart?

Never heard of it.

Sounds like the name of a brothel.

I doubt they'd have limes. Lemons maybe. :silly:

[baldguy]

11. Never heard of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's KWIK-E-MART ?

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Towers/6704/pictures.htm

klick and learn, brother.

[Teddy_Salad]

18. Oh, how embarrassing

I've been outed as the only DUer who has never watched the Simpsons.

If they were on C-SPAN I'd know all that! :silly:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

4. What a tosser.

Hey, you knew SOMEBODY was gonna take that bait, didn't you???

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[baldguy]

5. A beer without a lime is like a fish without a bicycle.

Real beer doesn't need FRUIT!

[HEyHEY]

6. Ahhh... "The angry Island's thick black brew"

A duer once told me that one - forget who though

[baldguy]

9. The Irish aren't angry!

They're just..uh..assertive! Yeah, that's it! Assertive.

And if thier opinions change - with the phase of the moon, or the weather, or by the amount of alcohol consumption - well then, so be it!

[HEyHEY]

7. Go to a local pub

Sometimes they'll give you one.

[m-jean03]

10. No you don't -- you have a squeezin' problem!

:hi:

[Teddy_Salad]

13. Hey, I have no squeezin' problem!

I'm a 'tosser', remember? ;)

[pagerbear]

14. Recognizing you have a problem is the first step toward recovery.

Now bring me a margarita!

[Teddy_Salad]

15. Hang on, PG. I'll be right back with one.

[Teddy_Salad]

16. Here ya go mate

Get this down the hatch!



Sorry. It's the best I could do. :silly:

[pagerbear]

17. Thanks everso!

That just hits the spot!

[Ksec]

19. try some tender grass shoots from your lawn for a tangy taste treat

that will be sure to please your tastebuds. Just twist a few into your drink and wallah. Instant green stuff .

Just be sure a dog didnt pee there.