I feel like going for a pun

[meegbear]

A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

[cjbuchanan]

1. This post is

the punniest thing I've read all day.

[Teddy_Salad]

2. Hey, I Iike you! You're a lot of pun!!

:P

[SOteric]

3. Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef.

[SOteric]

4. Did you hear all the Minute Made employees were laid off?

Yeah, - they just couldn't concentrate.

[SOteric]

5. Did you hear the workers at the U.S. mint are on strike?

Yeah, - they'd like to make less money.

[meegbear]

6. Crank 'em out baby!

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.