What would you do for a klondike bar?

[Taverner]

Would you wash your hair with elmer's glue?

Would you vomit in your sister's shoe?

Would you wear a swimsuit made of kazoos?

Would you spend you paycheck at J Crew?

Would you paint your privates blue?

Would you live inside a zoo?

We all really wanna know.....

[jpgray]

1. I'd play baroque jug music for a famous lady too...

Wait, your sig image distracted me.

[ForrestGump]

2. I would let Salma Hayek conjugate with me

Yes, that's how far I'd be willing to go

[jpgray]

3. Would she stick with you through the difficult infinitives? (nt)

[ForrestGump]

10. Yes, because of my dangling participle

I tell you, it's true love.

[jpgray]

13. LOL, I set myself up (nt)

[PartyPooper]

4. I dunno.

Maybe I would fork over a few bucks for one if I could get an autograph from Hey Hey!

:D

[aquaman]

5. I would watch an entire George Dubya press conference.

[PartyPooper]

7. Are you serious? In the end, you would just puke it all out, anyway!

:eyes:

[EstimatedProphet]

6. I'd mate with a rabid gnu

Just to keep the rhyme going...

[Unperson 309]

8. I would not wash my hair with glue

Nor vomit in my sister's shoe,

A Klondike Bar would not ensue,

After all the things I would not do

For I don't like them (Yucky FOO!)

Still I would not mind doing gooshy

Icky things of nature squooshy!

I'd answer phones with "Mushi mushi!"

Or in a subway get real pushy!

I'd EVEN dance with nekkid *tushie*!

If someone offered me a plate of SUSHI!!

:9 :bounce: :9 :bounce: :9 :bounce: :9

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[Whoa_Nelly]

9. Nothing!

*ka-pow!*
Now, gimme the chocolate covered ice cream bar!

[TheWizardOfMudd]

11. Blink once

A Klondike Bar would not be worth any more additional effort.

[KG]

12. i would pitch some serious woo.

but i would NOT step in warm dog doo.