Is anyone else thinking this administration might not be on the up and up?

[Rabrrrrrr]

I mean, I don't want to start any dissent here, or anything unamerican, and far be it from me to critizie our holy goverment, appointed by God, but I gotta tell ya, in the last couple weeks I've had some thoughts that there might have been one or two little stretchings of the truth used by this administration.

Please tell me I'm wrong (and please don't condemn me for thinking this - I try to be Christian as much as I can, I'm only looking for help through a moment of darkness, I'm not saying our God appointed president intentionally misled Jesus' children).

Can anyone assuage my doubt, and bring me back to the path of righteous, Jesus-taught hatred toward those who don't realize that God and America, as led by family-value-loving and Godly people like George W. Bush, are one and the same?

[Donkeyboy75]

1. Burn in hell, devil man!

What do you think this is, a progressive forum?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Amen, brother. take my hand

Look past your evil thoughts, and remember that the right-thinking people who edited all the controversial books out of the Bible a long time ago set us on the path of guilt, hate and war.
Go back to your King James version. Have an ordained reverend read it and interpret it for you.
Stop all your apostic ways, lest ye be judged as a heretic to the True Way.
The truth of the Bible AS WRITTEN is the way back to your spirit of love of America and hatred and scorn for our sworn enemies.

Now, have a glass of kool-aid.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Thank you! So nice to know that I *am* deluded in thought,

and that it isn't a failure of God's Own Son, george W. Bush, that made me think such evil thoughts.

Praise God for making America and making us His Almighty Nation, the Most Righteous and Bountiful of Nations, toend the scourge of Noam Chomsky, Gloria Stienem, and especially Bill KKKlintoon and his "wife" Hitlery, lovers of all that is against God and pro-communist and favors a one world government, something which Jesus Himself specifically warned us against when he said "Love your neighbor as yourself", and other Jesus-hating infidels like them.

[moof]

3. And there it is another godless christian.

[Mikimouse]

4. Have you not yet realized that George Walker Bush is a pseudonym?....

The G.W. actually stands for God Worships. Get it straight, you evil left wing liberal whacko! Probably a damned tree hugging, snail darter lovin' hippie environmentalist too!

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Oh, may God forgive me for thinking that trees are worthy of life,

and thus, obviously, elevating them above the right of humans - made in God's image - to eat as much beef as they want, which want is ORDAINED BY GOD HIMSELF.

[Mikimouse]

9. I happily join you in your delusions...

n/t

[ForrestGump]

7. Why do you hate America?

Godless communist pinko hippy scum....

[prole_for_peace]

12. that's what i was gonna say.

murican hating freedom despising terraist.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

8. The annointed one doesn't "stretch the truth"

God put those there to test our faith, much like HE did with the dinosaurs.
You need to pray, my brother, for your lack of faith.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Of course! How could I have been so blind? IT was a test!

And I failed!!

Oh, George W. Bush, may I suck at your holy rod! And not in a homosexual way, like those evil fisgusting fag filth, but in a Christ-sanctified holy way in which the led consume the rod of life of the leaders! Don't cast me out, O Chosen One, but accept me, and allow me to service you as Christ's disciples surely served him in holy man-on-man (but not homosexual, that's entirely different) love!

[BlackVelvetElvis]

11. LMAO!

Am I worthy and holy enough to suckle too?

[Paragon]

13. You've just been added to The Axis of Evil.

Commy librul!!!!!!!!!!!!

:silly:

[pagerbear]

14. Ooh! Can become part of the Axis of Evil, too?

[shance]

15. Looking doubtful. You could apply for the Axis of Elvis group however.

They are currently accepting applications.

In order to be considered as a viable candidate, you will probably need to consume a dozen jelly doughnuts and fit comfortably into a size 32" (waist) rhinestone jumpsuit.

[pagerbear]

18. Damn! The 32" waist is never gonna happen!

And neither are the jelly doughnuts. Even if I weren't abstaining from recreational sugar, don't much like jelly doughnuts.

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. How about the axis of sort of mean?

No room in the axis of evil.

[MikeG]

16. You gotta stop listening to that Al Franklin guy.

He really hates 'murrica.

[MrSlayer]

17. Welcome to the Department of Homeland Security Habib!

The Gestapo will be there in three minutes to remove you to Guantanamo, do not move.

[FizzFuzz]

20. Its not good to entertain thoughts like that--

I urge you to join CRAP-O :Christian Right Amurkan Patriots' Organ-ization. Just do it. Do it now.

Organ-ization reminds us of course, of the Sanctified Organ, which you so virtuously and righteously have already referenced.


This is NOT the pro-war rally at Hackney Marshes London; Its the CRAP-O rally for FAGs: Fearful Amurkans fer Gawd. That's me, bottom right.

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. ROTFL!

Whole post was wonderful!

I'm joining up now, in both organizations! I hope it will help save my soul after my blasphemous and highly unfaithful thoughts last night. To think that our God appointed savior president would do anything that wasn't perfectly good was utterly evil of me. But this morning, upon awakening, my soul was right with the world and all doubt about our Jesus President has been dispelled.

God Bless America!

[FizzFuzz]

22. See the power of pray-ar? Hee-al!

Now go to the mall!!!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

23. Consume!