* Warning * This Poll Contains Explicit Material.....

[THUNDER HANDS]

What is your favorite *gasp* sexual position?

note - categories broken down so both men and women can see what eachother likes...

[northzax]

1. er, what about those of us

who 'prefer the company of men' if you get my drift.

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. then I'd assume

You'd choose Men: Doggie Style

right?

I mean, there aren't many sexual positions for gay men are there?

[BurtWorm]

4. Don't make an ass of u and me, no pun intended.

[THUNDER HANDS]

7. LOL

Well, I am curious, how many positions are there for gay men and women. I've never seen a gay Kama Sutra book before so I'm totally clueless.

[BurtWorm]

9. I'm straight, but it just stands to reason

knowing what horndogs men are from personal experience, that one position or orifice is never enough.

PS: As for gay women, according NSMA, there are only two positions: on the car hood and off it.

[ronnykmarshall]

25. There's TONS of postions

Basically figure out any postion a man and woman can do and we can do it...... BETTER!

[StopTheMorans]

10. how about another fairly common one:

woman on top facing away (a.k.a. the "reverse cowgirl)? This was an ex's favorite.

[THUNDER HANDS]

13. well I think

that counts as woman on top, there were only 10 spots to choose from so I had to get somewhat general.

And yes, that position rocks, especially if you're a booty-lover like me.

:evilgrin:

[TrogL]

42. nope, other

I like getting it on top

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Variety is the spice of life.

LOL.

[KCDem]

5. um, what about a little oral?

Sometimes certain parts get more stimulation that way. :evilgrin:

[THUNDER HANDS]

8. oral isn't a position

that's foreplay, that doesn't count.

:evilgrin:

[KCDem]

12. it is if you do it right!

:evilgrin:

[THUNDER HANDS]

15. LOL

I guess, but any position that leaves your mouth numb cannot be a real position.

Funny story, the first time I ever had sex I gave a girl ONE HOUR of straight oral sex.

I asked her afterwards if that was normal, she looked at me and went "uh....suuuure."

That's when I figured out that (a) I was really good at it; and (b) she was really, really mean.

:evilgrin:

[KCDem]

20. hey, girls take care of each other!

Your mouth must have been hurting, though.

[THUNDER HANDS]

21. oh yeah

I won't even mention what I did to "prepare" myself for the big night...


...aw hell, yes I will...

I bought a bottle of gatoraide and set it beside the bed to take frequent "breaks" during sex to recharge my battery.

Hey, it was my first time!

:)

[WoodrowFan]

50. Robin Williams

To quote Robin Williams "Pack a lunch, stay for the day!"

[Deja Q]

27. I disagree!!!!!

They call it "oral sex", not "oral foreplay"!!!

[tjdee]

6. Your choice is very hard on the legs, I must say. n/t

[Qutzupalotl]

11. Other

Woman on back, man on his left side, right hand to left breast, mouth to right breast, left hand down south for extra fun...

Kinda tricky, but drives 'em wild! You young stallions, add this to your repertoire.

[THUNDER HANDS]

16. um

can you draw me a map or a diagram?

:evilgrin:

[Qutzupalotl]

24. It is awkward,

so just plan on doing it until you get tired or your arm falls asleep, then switch to something else. :)

The man is lying on his left side (on her right, maybe let her hug you :)). The left hand is the tricky part, since you're on your left side. You have to have your wrist up over her pelvis and a few fingers on either side of her...you know.... Some light stroking or tickling motions are all that's needed.

So your right hand is free, and since there's a tit or two right there...why not stimulate everthing at once?

[THUNDER HANDS]

26. ROFLMAO

I love the way you describe that. I'll have to try it if I can figure it out.

:)

[Qutzupalotl]

31. Feel free to name it after me.

:) The NRK? Not too romantic. How about "The Wandering Hands"?

Doesn't have a name (unless it's in the Kama Sutra). Just something I came up with when I was screwing around one day.

[Lady Freedom]

32. Mmmmmmmm, hello!

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :evilgrin:

[Qutzupalotl]

38. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

:evilgrin:

See, guys? Even the description works.

[Lady Freedom]

39. sounds delightful!!!

need a practice partner? :evilgrin:

[Qutzupalotl]

43. *blushes*

*kicks pebble*
Well...Mrs. NRK might have some thoughts about that...:7
*kicks rock*
Otherwise...hell yes. :evilgrin:

But if I can vicariously give DUers mind-blowing orgasms and/or techniques, I will have served my purpose.
*thumps chest*

[Aristus]

45. Hey! You stole that from MY repertoire.

Drives my wife crazy! I can do that alone for over an hour. She never gets tired of it.

[Qutzupalotl]

54. So what do you call it?

The "Full-Access F***"? The "Sideways Slither"? The "Sit Back and Let Me Drive the Bus"?

[Qutzupalotl]

55. The "Pretzel Pump"?

The "Cross-Armed Eye-Crosser"? The "OhGodOhGodOhGod"? The "Dance of Dexterity"?

[Lady Freedom]

56. I like the list of names on post # 54

Those names alone turns me on! Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[Qutzupalotl]

58. Always happy to be of service.

:7

All Aboard!

Vroom Vroommmm...

Can I give you a hand, young lady?

[Lady Freedom]

60. why not two hands...

like you give your wife with that wonderful position? :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

57. "Sit Back and Let Me Drive the Bus"?

You could call it "The Greyhound" - leave the driving to us! :D

[Qutzupalotl]

59. Few more years

and I'll be a gray hound myself!

[KCDem]

14. depends on the size of the guy.

With men who are less-endowed, missionary or some version of that works best for maximum penetration.

With men who have a bit more beef on them, I prefer to be in total control so that I don't get hurt. :spank:

[sexybomber]

17. any lovin' is good lovin'

as far as I'm concerned.

[mitchum]

18. I'm a lazy bastard...

woman on top (you can also reach everything so well)

[leftofthedial]

19. I've been married so long that I forget

just kidding!

[dolo amber]

22. Look...

I've really tried being a good sport about all the sex talk and innuendo around here, but I have to draw the line. Would you continuously wave a big fat piece of chocolate cake in front of a friend who's been on the Atkin's diet for 6 MONTHS?!?! Would you buy gloves for a friend with no arms?!? Huh, wouldya??
You guys are just MEAN!!

*bursts into tears and runs away*


:P

[THUNDER HANDS]

23. LOL

Hey, I haven't had sex in over a year...you're preaching to the choir.

:)

[tjdee]

29. Haha! I laugh at your one year! Try 5!

Someone once said to me that I should remain a virgin for as long as I could, because once you start having sex, you miss it if you don't.

I'm really too busy to miss it, but when I consider I'm in the beginning years of a sexless stretch (having a kid and all), the future looks pretty ridiculous!

[geniph]

28. In the swing, of course!

There's a lot to be said for simulated weightlessness.

[THUNDER HANDS]

34. how about a hammock?

I've always wanted to try that and I have a HUGE hammock in my backyard.

Luckily, we also have a high fence. Don't want the neighbors learning my secrets. heh heh heh .... (I'm so pathetic)

:)

[Lady Freedom]

30. ho-hum

All the stander stuff if any want to spice it up go to


http://s.ivillage.com/cosmopolitan/ln/sex/kama/?redirect=http://magazines.ivillage.com/cosmopolitan/sex/kama

[Lady Freedom]

33. This is odd!

A sex thread and no SBP or FG? They must have died or something!

[dolo amber]

35. I hope that's not the case...

although when I posted earlier I was a bit taken aback that I beat those 2 in also...

[Lady Freedom]

36. Not a peep!

They must have been fixed! hahahaehehehe!

[Yentatelaventa]

37. All the above and just about any other suggestion

Why limit the fun in our 22,000 days on earth?

[Nlighten1]

40. Dog style

smacking that ass

[Lady Freedom]

41. come on folks! don't let this on die!

SBP hasn't posted yet!

[Aristus]

46. Well shoot, Lady. Who are you to talk? I haven't seen you around

for ages! Nice to see you back in the game. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

44. Sad what leads this poll, eh?

:-(

[Aristus]

47. What? No favorite, just lucky to have it? I know. Sad, isn't it?

My wife and I do just fine, though. Although this week has been kinda slow. We usually make up for it on the weekends. Especially now that the kids are out of the house. :P

[GOPisEvil]

48. Alas, I am not so blessed as thee...

You're having a slow week? I'm having a slow life. Oh well, keeps me outta trouble anyway. :D

[Aristus]

49. Just imagine a couple totally in tune with one another,

doing it doggy-style. It gets mind-blowing that way. All the right pressure in all the right places. Plus, my wife has a very cute butt!

[GOPisEvil]

51. Shut up, shut up, shut up...LALALALALALA...I can't hear you!

If I imagine that at work...:nuke:...not pretty.

[Aristus]

52. That's okay, friend. When you go home, take yourself someplace

quiet and just imagine. :D

I'm bad! Bad, Bad, BAD! :spank:

[GOPisEvil]

53. Hell, you just described damn near every night!

Oh, the kittens!!!

[Lady Freedom]

61. Still no Short Bus?????

OK, NOW I KNOW HE'S BEEN FIXED!