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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 03:21 PM
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Why is it that the only time...
... I splash water on my pants they are khakis? It makes me look like either I'm incontinent, or I can't control my tinkle splash.

Why you're at it, feel free to post any embarrassing moments that you have had. Toilet paper stuck to the shoe, open fly during a job interview, etc.

We're all curious...
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SheepyMcSheepster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 03:30 PM
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1. one time i had really bad diarrhea at the mall
and i went running into the bathroom. as i was sitting there i noticed this neat little shelf thing that folded down in the stall. I had never seen one of those before and thought it was a nice feature. right when i was going to walk out the bathroom door and leave the door swung open and I saw the picture of the skirted woman on the door and two females came in and laughed at me. I am a male by the way. but those fold down shelf thingies in the women's bathroom stalls are pretty cool.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 03:32 PM
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2. the most embarassing thing I ever did
was to use the phrase "tinkle splash" one time in a thread.

Boy, that was awful!!
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 03:38 PM
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3. You use that term, too?
I didn't want to be rude and say "pissed on my leg". I would never do something that rude...
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 03:46 PM
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4. I don't think that's anything to be ashamed of.
"Tinkle splash" has a very refreshing tone about it. Could be the name of a cologne.
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 03:48 PM
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5. Would give new meaning to the term
"Eau de toilette", no?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 03:53 PM
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6. You know that most eau de toilette *is* tinkle splash?
Edited on Thu Aug-21-03 03:55 PM by BurtWorm
It all has civet peepee in it. Or something like that. (Or is that an urban legend?)
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 03:55 PM
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7. Really...
I just thought that that phenomenon was linked to Corona Beer.

Hmmm.... Interesting....
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