Somebody say a prayer for me.

[DrWeird]

Because my adviser just pissed me off something fierce, and I'm about to throw a kinipshit of epic proportions.

[Systematic Chaos]

1. Um, what kind of adviser?

You having a bad work experience too?

Whatever it is, though, good luck holding yourself together....

[DrWeird]

4. The adviser of all advisers.

thesis adviser.

[happyending]

2. Dr.,

with all due respect, the world is full of people whose troubles drawf yours. I think I will save my (few) prayers for them.

[DrWeird]

5. Oh, well I'm sorry I wasted your time, Jesus.

I hope all those lepers aren't mad at me.

[happyending]

7. apology

accepted

[Gildor Inglorion]

3. O mericful God, and heavenly Father,

who has taught us in thy holy Word that thou dost not willingly afflict or grieve the children of men; look with pity, we beseech thee, upon the sorrows of thy servant ("DrWeird") for whom our prayers are offered. Remember him, O Lord, in mercy; endue his soul with patience; comfort him with a sense of thy goodness; lift up thy countenance upon him, and give him peace; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

[tjwash]

10. A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."


And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[Sirveri]

6. Dear Satan

Praise be to Lucifer, let not your wings molt in the fires, come and bless your spec...

Or how about
Dear Ma'at, strive for balance wi...

Or how about...
Dear Universe, I can see your plan and I do not understand, let the entropy you are unfolding pass for the moment to allow us to continue.

[roguevalley]

8. take a breath darling and decide if its something you really want to do

get another advisor instead. :)

[HEyHEY]

9. Just have a "Fuck Friggin fit"

Obvioiusly this shithead hasn't been told off in a long time. He's due.

[hunter]

11. Don't fight with advisors.

Fighting with people who were grading my work always got me into a lot of trouble.

If you run into a tall speed bump, or a deep pothole, simply slow down and go gently over it. Don't break your car.