Klansman Turns Pink; Queer Eye for the KKK Guy?

[icymist]

Klansman Turns Pink; Queer Eye for the KKK Guy?

By Jennifer Gardner
May 27, 2004, 01:00

In what's being called a local wardrobe malfunction, area resident and Klansman Arnie Stevens showed up at his latest Ku Klux Klan rally in a pink hood and a pink robe.

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Conspiracy or not, the mishap did ot discourage the lifelong KKK member from attending his monthly Klansman rally, held in his hometown, Pigeon Hole, Oklahoma. But because his robe and hood were both an unfortunate shade of flamingo pink, Arnie was immediately asked to go home, on the suspicion of being a flaming homosexual.

"Unfortunately, my fellow Klansman judged me solely on the color of my robe. But I can't help what color my robe is, can I? What's inside is what counts," said Arnie, wiping back a tear.

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[Rabrrrrrr]

1. heh heh

clever writer.

[physioex]

2. Bwahhahahaha.....This is too funneeeee.......EOM

[DarkPhenyx]

3. OK, this has to be a joke.

However, if it isn't, I am so digging this guys Karmic payback. :evilgrin:

[Champ]

4. It is

I came across it earlier.

[Arger68]

5. Reminds me

of when Bart put his red hat in the washer with Homer's white shirt!!!! lol

[tsakshaug]

6. this is how wife 1 lost the laundry job

I did not like having pink underwear.