I had a pina colada for lunch. Ask me anything!!1!

[sus]

[Misunderestimator]

1. Are you at work?

[sus]

2. yep. it was sanctioned, though, because my boss bought it for me.

[LynneSin]

3. Do you like being caught in the rain

:shrug:

[Loonman]

4. Take your top off

Of your car!

:evilgrin:

[Bronco69]

5. Just one?

n/t

[sus]

6. i was told there would be no math in this thread

[matcom]

7. 2 LARGE Burbon's for me (with boss)

wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i'll show you mine if you show me YOURS! :P

[sus]

8. I fucking HATE phD's. they think they're SO SMART. well they're KNOT.

[LynneSin]

11. Are they morans?

[GOPisEvil]

14. You mean they are knot the smrt?

:shrug:

[Whitacre D_WI]

9. Are you into Champagne?

[matcom]

10. I Like Making Love At Midnight

does THAT count?

[Whitacre D_WI]

12. Where have you been all my life, matcom?!

:loveya:

[matcom]

15. sleeping in a box outside your back door

i'm the one in the thong with the bottle of Ripple

[Whitacre D_WI]

19. Johnny!

Had I know it was you, I would've given you a blanket!

[matcom]

22. yeah, well you didn't

so fuck off. Ted and I are perfectly happy without your 'services'

[Whitacre D_WI]

23. Johnny... I don't know how to tell you this, but...

"Ted" is a dead squirrel. He's been dead since March.

He's starting to smell worse than you.

[matcom]

24. but he feels all furry in my pocket

now GO AWAY

[Whitacre D_WI]

25. NO SEX THREADS!!!

[sus]

26. get a ROOM you two

and then you can post pics of HOT man-on-man ACTION!

[Whitacre D_WI]

27. You'd like that, wouldn't you, sus?

I shoulda known when I found out you were LynneSin's friend!

[sus]

28. no, i'm just looking out for the interests of others whose name i won't

mention, but people call them Underpants.

[LynneSin]

29. HEY - I'm an angelic virginal lady

don't tie me into that tawdry wench!

[Whitacre D_WI]

30. Sorry.

Oh, wait. No, I'm not! :P

[JVS]

13. What are your opinions about the Pina Colada song?

[sus]

17. I think that when people discover the genius that is Rupert Holmes,

then the terrorists will finally have won.

[johnnie]

16. Is the 1 in the middle of your !! ! a symbol for anything?

Or was it the booze?

[sus]

18. huh? there's a 1 up there? hmmm. did you have a pina colada, too?

[johnnie]

20. No, I drank a fifth of scotch but...

"I had a pina colada for lunch. Ask me anything!!1!"
From the title of the thread.. I'm really not a smartass...well, not all the time.

[sus]

21. oh, i did that on purpose. OOPS!