The DU MATCHMAKER Thread! Which DUers Would YOU Match?

[matcom]

this thread :scared: me a little so i'll play it safe

Mrs. Matcom - NothingShocksMeAnymore

only because i have some extra film in the camera :D

now its YOUR TURN!!!

WHICH DUers do you want to see HOOK UP (and, maybe WHY)?????????

its DU DATING PEOPLE!!!

:bounce:

[Parche]

1. hook up

I am available!!!!!!!

[Jack_Dawson]

2. Any hottie DUers?

Or is everyone a granola, razorless tree-hugging type?

:toast:

[belladonna]

16. Lots of hottie DU'ers

If I didn't have a strict rule against internet dating, I'd throw myself in here for a hook up :D

[arcane1]

23. we are ALL hotties!

:bounce:

[rhino47]

62. Didnt you know all democrats are sexy?

I never heard of getting a piece of elephant .

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Matcom and Catwoman

so I could have his wife to myself (I'm selfish):evilgrin:

[DS1]

4. and then we can start a fund drive to fucksville, but nobody's driving

:evilfrown:

[Paragon]

5. me and slickerwink

OK -- I can dream, can't I?

At least we have Governor Dean in common. :silly:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. you sexist bastard

[Paragon]

7. The sexiest!

:silly:

Oh, and lionesspriyanka too, while I'm at it. :loveya:

[tigereye]

15. why youse guys always want the women who like women

what is up with that? sillies.

Yes, they are very attractive young women.

[Paragon]

31. Any woman being interested in me would be a fantasy.

So of course I pick the very attractive young ones, regardless of sexual proclivity.

It's my fantasy, dammit. :silly:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

lol!

[imax2268]

145. Hey lioness...

how are ya...:hi:

don't worry...not a stalker or anything...but I think you are a swell looker...!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

146. thank you

[imax2268]

148. your so welcome...

n/t

[La Lioness Priyanka]

32. lol!

[Paragon]

68. Just once was plenty.

:(

[La Lioness Priyanka]

150. sorry paragon...it was unintentional

[tigereye]

36. jest kidding

:)

[arcane1]

8. umm....

does this include ourselves..? :shrug:

[Champ]

9. I'm already unofficially married

:)

[Blue-Jay]

10. Pardon my pessimism, but no good will come of this thread.

That said, there's certain DUer that I'm quite smitten with.

I'll see her tomorrow night.

[tigereye]

20. I love it when guys use words like "smitten"

that is so sweet, Blue Jay. She is a lucky woman.

[Blue-Jay]

22. No. *I* am the lucky one.

<sigh>

[tigereye]

awwww

romance is very very sweet. :)

[prolesunited]

44. That is so sweet!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Nlighten1]

51. The DU Love Boat..

soon will be making another run!

[Blue-Jay]

122. The DU loooove boat...

Promises something for everyone...

[WilliamPitt]

11. Me + GOPisEvil = hunka hunka burnin' love

Mmmmm...leather couch...llllaaaaaagggghhhhlllll...

[Paragon]

12. Aren't you both in Massachusetts?

I hear wedding bells...

[WilliamPitt]

14. Nah, he's in Texas, two-timing me with the illegitimate son of Phil Gramm

Bastard.

[THUNDER HANDS]

13. well, you are from Mass.

:D

[matcom]

DON'T YOU HAVE A VIGINA SHAPED COUCH MR PITT?????

:D

and ISN'T IT SCREAMING PINK???????

[WilliamPitt]

38. Fuzzy, too

:)

[liberalhistorian]

63. Oh, so THAT is the REAL

reason why you didn't call me the night of May 3 in Kent, even though we were in the same hotel!!!! :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[NightTrain]

66. Whoops! Never mind

I replied to the wrong bloody post. :eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

123. Been there; done that.

:boring:

[nini]

17. Not fair... no one will pick me

:cry: :cry:



:-)

[WilliamPitt]

19. I pick you!

GOPisEvil can go have sex with Phil Gramm's illegitimate son for all I care. Let me sweep you off your feet (or knock you down, whichever you prefer).

:)

[nini]

24. BOTH!! you can sweep me up then knock me down!!

woo hooo -- I can get a leather couch too ya know!


:* :* :* :* :*


:bounce:

[WilliamPitt]

35. We *do* have to do something about that Lakers logo, though

Suggestion:

Red Sox or Patriots avatars.

:)

[nini]

41. I like the Sox..

I used to go see the Red Sox play the Angels every time they were in town... Of course I thought Carlton Fisk was hot then too.. but I do root for them :-)

[WilliamPitt]

46. There's a Sox-Angels series coming up

June 1st and 2nd in Anaheim.

:)

[nini]

49. time to start being nice to my brother in law who has season tickets

:-)


that would be fun to have the seats he does for one of those games.

thanks for the heads up!

[Djinn]

103. or sweep you down and knock you up?

[Paragon]

27. It's the Lakers logo.

You obviously have problems and questionable tastes. :silly:

[nini]

30. LOL

well, I've been a Laker fan FOREVER. so I'm not a bandwagonner...


I'm loyal at least :-)

[Paragon]

37. I was born & raised in Michigan, so...

...I've been a Pistons fan ever since I can remember.

It's everyone else who hopped on the Piston bandwagon when we finally spanked the Celts and the Lakers. Twice. In a row. :7

[nini]

42. yah yah yah..

when was your last title? :evilgrin:

You've got to be loving the Pistons success this year then. fun isn't it?

Good Luck to your team tonight!

[camero]

18. NT and LH

I haven't heard too much about them getting together lately but they would make a good couple.

Personally I'm smitten with another DUer and hope to see her soon.
She knows who she is. :loveya:

[tigereye]

26. Viggo

but he's not a Duer, at least I don't think so. Husband say no hot young guys for me, boo-hoo.

[liberalhistorian]

65. That's WONDERFUL, Camero,

I've been hoping you'd meet someone, since I knew you were starting to feel more than a little discouraged.

[camero]

70. might be soon

We were actually talking about you and NightTrain recently and wondered if you got to meet so we could draw on your experiences.
You can PM me if you like.

She's a wonderful person and I'm a happy camper.

[NightTrain]

69. We're working on it.

'Nuff said!

[camero]

72. Best of luck to you guys

I hope it happens.

[NightTrain]

91. And to you, too!

DU has the greatest women on the planet, doesn't it? :bounce:

[camero]

92. Yeah it does

Can't believe my luck sometimes to find such a wonderful woman. :bounce: Thanks

[sasquatch]

21. Me and whoever can stand a out of work, college student w/bad health

:shrug:

[SOteric]

25. I guess I can confess that I'm actually involved with DU'er

Grovelbot.



Isn't he just the most incredible guy? :loveya:

[arcane1]

28. I knew it!!!!

Why couldn't you just level with me about him before, and spare me these months of uncertainty? :shrug:

[SOteric]

33. Well, if he ever

dumpbots me, you'll be the first name in my little black book.

[arcane1]

39. you may need to ask him about belladonna

I suspect he has some explaining to do...

[flamingyouth]

43. Wow, Grovelbot draws pretty pictures!

;-)

[WilliamPitt]

29. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

40. OooOo....Willlll....

You sound just like him.

[belladonna]

34. Hey wait, I'M involved with Grovelbot

That two timing asshole :cry:

[arcane1]

45. robots call it "multi-tasking"

:silly:

[belladonna]

47. No excuse, I hereby dump Grovelbot

Now somebody pick ME, dammit!! Don't make me go sob quietly in a corner somewhere :D

[arcane1]

48. serves him right, too!

you can do better! :toast:

something tells me this tread will leave many of us in the corner one way or another ;)

[belladonna]

55. Just as I thought

I come back from running errands and nobody picked me, not even YOU!!! :cry:

Off to my corner I go.....

[arcane1]

57. whoops

I knew I left something out of my last post ;)


I remain un-picked as well, if it helps :hi:

[belladonna]

77. Hey, I'll get over the rejection

Besides, I'm saving myself for Lindsey anyway :loveya:

[arcane1]

94. there you go, now that you're free of grovelbot!

go get Lindsey!! :toast:

and then bring him to the VA gathering! :D

[Shananigans]

108. WHAT? EXCUSE ME!

Grovelbot is MINE! He said so! He told me he was the only one for me... without him, what am I going to do???

I guess I will live a long, lonely life...

[Merrick]

50. any hot chicks who enjoy

giving guys back rubs while they do drugs and watch television should drop me a line.

[AgadorSparticus]

54. oh merrick, you sweet talker you.

:P

[Djinn]

104. mmm

you should go out with my boyfriend - you sound perfect for each other :evilgrin:

[supernova]

52. M-Jean03 and camero

seem to have something going on.

There are several guys I like but I don't know if they know I like them. Too shy.

[liberalhistorian]

67. Well, hey, there's always

Johnny! Of course, you'll have to tear him away from ME first, nyah nyah, nyah!! :evilgrin: :P :bounce:

[supernova]

75. Hey, you have NightTrain

:P The Photo is supposed to say "CHANEL"

Besides, we'll both have to tear johnny away from Her first:

[m-jean03]

83. Ha! Well, actually he is the one who has something going on,

in/with those tight pants he likes to tell me about! :evilgrin:

Thanks for the mention, I feel like a star. . . :hi:

[supernova]

84. You're welcome

No one's mentioned me though. :evilfrown:

[m-jean03]

87. I really don't know who you are interested in! HOWEVER

I've decided I'm Whitacre_D_WI's unofficial pimp --
How would you like a romantic evening with him in a sleazy
Wisconsin Motel 8? I can set you guys up... :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

53. Sounds dangerous.

:scared:

[Kenneth ken]

56. welcome to Dangerous Underground.com

:hi:

[Ellen Forradalom]

58. Susang and Bat Boy

Oh wait a minute. Never mind.

[Susang]

120. How about XNASA and BatBoy?

Sometimes I think they have more in common! ;-)

[XNASA]

159. If only...........................

I've seen the gleam in his eye when I enter the room.

"Love unrequited, robs me of me rest,
Love, hopeless love, my ardent soul encumbers,
Love, nightmare like, lies heavy of me chest,
And weaves itself into my midnight slumbers."

[WoodrowFan]

59. Trumad and Slickerwink

cause I'm EVIL! :evilgrin:

[Amaya]

60. Dangerous ground you're treading on.

But if we're playing the dating game... I'm pickin' Matcom :D :hi:
I did have someone else in mind, however that went over like a lead balloon, oh well.

[SarahB]

61. Hey!

No shit, huh? Often wolves in sheep's clothing or often the other variety of a sheep in wolf's clothing. Either way, it sucks. :(

PM coming. :hi:

[Angelus]

64. Me and any of those single fine honeys out there.

:)

[Servo300]

71. Don't match me!

I'm already married.

[Endangered Specie]

73. Im not picky on looks, but very on personality (and age)

legal-21

[Endangered Specie]

74. We should all just get together, blindfold ourselves, and have at it.

[Fight_n_back]

76. YANG and

Catwoman

[Ellen Forradalom]

78. This married DUer

and another DUer whom I think is really hot! But I won't name names!

[greatauntoftriplets]

79. I have mine....

...though his identity shall remain a deep, dark secret.

[curse10]

80. Me and M.A.T.C.O.M.

I'm a whole lotta woman! :D

[Hemprus]

81. SarahBelle

Since I noticed no one has matched with her. I would like to match up with SarahBelle. I have admired her stances and her posted pictures. I am married, but since this is cyberspace, I thought we could mingle. I mean what could happen in cyberspace. I just hope I can measure up to her high grammatical standards, but since this is cyberspace maybe she'll be more lenient.:spank: :evilgrin: :loveya: Since I hear you like pink flowers, I also like pink things. :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

86. Hey Hemprus

First, you need to put a better picture in the gallery. That one just creeps me out. Then we'll see. :7

[Hemprus]

107. What ever it takes

It will take me a couple of days to come up with a suitible photo, but your wish is my command!:9 I'm glad I took the plunge!:7

[SarahB]

114. Cool.

I know many of us are curious to see the face behind the ghoul. A few people told me I should add something. Who knows? Perhaps I will as well. What do you think?

P.S.
You spelled suitable incorrectly. :spank:

[Hemprus]

119. Thanks for the grammar help!

Sometimes you just need a helping hand;-) I also think you should add another photo to show off your incredible smile!:*

[SmileyBoy]

82. Me and Girlincontempt

Oh well, I'll just keep on dreamin'.:)

[m-jean03]

85. Whitacre_D_WI & Donkeyboy75

They seem to get along well, are close in age, and since they know me, maybe they'd let me watch... :evilgrin:

[Donkeyboy75]

106. And we're just down the interstate from each other.

But he's a drunk and farts a lot. There's only room for one of those in a relationship. :)

Plus, he hates left-handers

[dolo amber]

111. He's just bitter

cos his left hand doesn't *love* him as often as his right...;)

:D

[Donkeyboy75]

113. I see!

So his left hand is only used four or five times a day?

;)

[Lizz612]

88. Me and

LPFF cause I :loveya: Maggie best!

Oh there are more, but there are love triangles and quadrangles and other polygons I see that I dare not put in words, lest someone get hurt.

[ForrestGump]

89. Me and

an-and Mrs...Mrs Jones....

Beats out me and you and a dog named Boo, anyway.

[supernova]

93. Would you consider

a petite blonde w/o the "Mrs"?

[ForrestGump]

95. Definitely! I mean, it'd be kinda kinky to be WITH the Mrs...

:D

[supernova]

96. LOL!

:D

There hasn't been a Mr Supernova for several years now.

[Name removed]

112. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[ForrestGump]

117. Um...okay

That was surreal.

[ScreamingMeemie]

97. ...and here I thought you were going to say MrsGrumpy!

;)

[TreasonousBastard]

90. I just spent...

a while with the little known Schtupp theorem inputting what is available from DU women's Gallery pictures, profiles, and posts to come up with suitable mates, sex buddies, wild weekends, etc.

The results showed 23 possibilities, but only in the following categories:

Attached 6
Gay 12
Gay AND attached 5

The formula needs more work.

[LastKnight]

98. awww, no one wants to pick the Knight?

aah thats cool... not many in my age group round here... and im tryin to get somethin goin with this girl in rl too... anyway.

-LK

[Angelus]

99. I'll pick you...

I have no one either. :(

[LastKnight]

100. all right dude... just...

dont expect much outta me... just friends lol...

-LK

[Angelus]

102. lol, ok, just friends.

:)

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

101. No one wants me either

No one wanted me when I was single, and no one wants me now I'm married. STORY OF MY LIFE. You guys don't know what you're missing!!!

[fortyfeetunder]

105. yah, been there done that n/t

[Shananigans]

109. Seeking average looking man who has loud belches and likes beer

It's the belches and beer that get me. They make me feel like I'm right at home in those northern woods...

[Shananigans]

115. Ok...he the belches don't have to be loud...they just have to try hard!

But the beer is non negotiable...

[Renew Deal]

110. Me and VolcanoJen

I have never seen her, but she has nice posts and is friendly.

[VolcanoJen]

118. Me, and Bleachers7

Works for me, darlin'.

;-)

ON EDIT:You haven't been drinking, have you? :D

[DoveTurnedHawk]

121. That's Not ALL That's Nice!

she has nice posts

Oh Bleachers, you need to see her picture! ;-)

DTH, VolcanoJen Booster

[Westegg]

116. m-jean03 and....

..................Oh, shit I forgot!

Oh, okay. Now I remember...

Yeah, that'd be good. Oh, babies, that'd be a good one. The BEST...

But she'd be scared. And with reason. But it's so wrong it's right. Ahhh, I LOVE when that happens...Daresay I live for it.

[MichaelUK]

124. Self and BlondieK143

[BlondieK143]

125. *blush*

You are TOO kind. :D

[MichaelUK]

127. Nah, jus' find you a nice woman to chat to

Plus, I'm kinda lonely and need a good bomb search.

[BlondieK143]

126. What about if I'm into the whole...

:grouphug: thing? :) There are sooo many great guys here on DU I'm not so sure if I could pick just one!

[LynneSin]

128. sus & GOPisEvil

Actually - I may have done so already

I'm such a great friend!

[GOPisEvil]

130. Can you do something about the 1500 miles?

Talk to Heisenberg; get that transporter up and running!

[LynneSin]

133. You bought the house

when we said you could move in with one of us and we'd make you a kept man.

So it's your own damn fault

[GOPisEvil]

134. Damn! As usual, my timing sucks!

Maybe the two of you could move, and I could keep you.

We need more liberals in Texas, anyway. :7

[tom_paine]

157. Sure, who WOULDN'T want to live in the dead center of Bush Country

That'd be like living in Caeser's Home Province (what was that province, anyway...off to Google!).

No thanks.

Plus, I'm a dyed-in-the-wool Yankee Sonovabitch.

:evilgrin:

(no disrespect to any of the many fine and decent people of the South, I just wouldn't like living down there)

[sniffa]

129. sniffa & ronnykmarshaL & lionesspriyanka

3's a crowd.

[ronnykmarshall]

143. You beat me to it!

I'm married, but if I wasn't a heavy make-out session with y'all would be mucho fun.

[sniffa]

154. uh huh

too much fun. :loveya:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

147. lol

cute crowd too

[sniffa]

155. of course

very cute. :D

[Robb]

131. I find it completely unacceptable

...that no one has found a match for me yet.

Therefore, I rule this thread fatally flawed. Also, love is dead. :silly:

[LynneSin]

132. I'll be your match

if you'll be mine

:loveya:

[Robb]

135. Isn't there supposed to be some kind of third party

validation on this?!? :D

[sniffa]

137. am i the onLy one to poLy?

[LynneSin]

138. I'd poly with you but not sure if Robb wants to join in

anyhow, if I had to have my first experience with a girl it would have to be NSMA since I've now confirmed she is a Lesbian!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

151. i'm there with ya :P

[LynneSin]

152. you could be my second choice if NSMA was not available

:D

[BlondieK143]

136. Robb and LynneSin

:) There's your validity.

[Robb]

141. Great! Let's see...

If I get in the car now, I can be there in... (checks map)... 31 hours.

Brilliant! :eyes: :D

[LynneSin]

142. I could meet you half way - where are you driving from

:shrug:

[Robb]

144. Ha! Colorado!

You're right, 1,000 miles is much more sensible. :D

It'd never work out -- you're funny, smart, and good-lookin'. Besides, my dogs would eat your cats, then you'd be bitter and resentful. :P

[LynneSin]

153. Hey, I've seen your picture

can I say your ex is MAD to leave.

And my cats are quite dangerous with their claws. They would not go down without a great fight. My money is on Evita the Batkiller

[Robb]

156. I hired a model

...His name is Federico. :P

I don't know, the pups took out a skunk last year without getting sprayed. All sweetness until the prey-drive thing takes over. ;)

[LynneSin]

158. they'll hide underneath my sofa

your dogs can't get there

[pagerbear]

139. Still no match for Pagerbear?!

:-(

[La Lioness Priyanka]

160. where are the DU firemen?

we should find a nice one for you

[buddhamama]

140. Forkboy

and Me.

His wife and my SO probably wouldn't approve...

Oh well, He knows i think the world of him.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

149. me--girl in contempt--arcane1---

or some variation thereof

[indigo32]

161. Dang... I posted a pic in the gallery

or I'd throw my name in the ring.
:evilfrown:

[Moderator]

162. For consistency

I'm locking this as a popularity contest
to avoid any hurt feelings.

[Shananigans]

163. I'm still waiting for the man of my dreams...

I have a hunch I just might not find him on DU!