Who wants to Cream my Twinkie?

[sus]

Yes. This thread is all about stupid sexual innuendo.


Man I could use some steak tartar right about now.

[sus]

1. I really need my cream whipped.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Who wants to be the jam in my jelly donut?

[GOPisEvil]

3. I sure would like to frost your cupcakes.

[sus]

4. Squeeze parkay.

Its not butter but it makes the batter, if you know what I'm sayin'

[GOPisEvil]

5. Hey baby, can I grease your baking dish?

[sus]

6. My bologna has a first name, it's O S C A R. <winkwink>

[GOPisEvil]

7. Hey...would you like that corn...creamed?

[Fenris]

8. That one sounds really dirty.

[GOPisEvil]

10. Hehehe...

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[LynneSin]

9. You 2 need to get a hotel room

:eyes:

[sus]

14. okay. just as long as they have free cable BECAUSE...

I need to watch tonight's episode of

"Spermicide: Life on the Sheets!"

[GOPisEvil]

16. Or that documentary about the TROJAN war!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. I like my sausage inside a good bun. (nt)

[sus]

12. Spelunking the Hidden Recess of my Eternal Womanhood.

[GOPisEvil]

13. Is that like shaking hands with the unemployed?

[sus]

15. Shake N' Bake. you KNOW it..

[GOPisEvil]

17. A little cello-playing. Nice.

[sus]

18. I just earned a merit badge for nailing

that's right. in the Ladies' room. uh-huh.

[GOPisEvil]

19. So, who wants a "Vitamin D" injection?

[Loonman]

20. Heat seeking moisture missile?

Can I take the skinboat to tuna town?

[GOPisEvil]

22. Taking the one-eyed monster to the optometrist.

[meegbear]

21. Anybody want a protein smothie?

Just gimme a holla.

[sus]

23. right after I "post the 700 Club."