Survey of some pretty bad pickup lines

[Champ]

“Nice top – can I talk you out of it?”

I tried this killer line on sexy blonde student Sarah Riley but instead of falling at my feet, she slapped my face and said: “You pervert, get away from me.”

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“I’m here. What were your other two wishes?”

Sidling up to opera worker Jessica Aldred, 22, I whispered my line, only for her to respond: “That’s pretty cringe-worthy. I thought I was going to be sick.”

“How do you like your eggs in the morning – fertilised or unfertilised?”

I decided to try the old school line as I spotted student Kate Walford, but she merely shook her head and turned away in disgust.

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“I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock.”
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The shop worker slapped a hand across her face, gave me a wild-eyed stare and said: “You need help,” before marching off.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004241459,00.html

[Don_G]

1. I Remember Those Lines 30 Years Ago

And I'd be more than happy to forget them too.

[Dogmudgeon]

2. These are OLD gag pick-up lines

And the Sun is just shameless enough to pass them off as being fresh from a "scientific" test.

If you want the REAL deal, peruse this entertaining website:
http://www.seduction.com

And the following included pages:
Advanced Techniques To Combat The Female Interruption Mechanism!
Meeting Women, Hot Women In The `Nude` Millennium!
Super-Seduction Through The Power of Abduction!

Make sure you have clear access to a bathroom, though.

--bkl
You're welcome.

[Champ]

3. Sorry never heard of them before

Maybe because I only use the best pickup lines. ;)

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[Dogmudgeon]

4. When you're the Champ ...

... pick-up lines are not needed. Only presence.

The rest of us have to learn how to hypnotize girls to get laid. A goddamned pity, isn't it?

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--bkl