Jon Stewart's Commencement Address at William & Mary

[fryguy]

Riotous, simply riotous.....Stewart fans will love this....

http://web.wm.edu/news/index.php?id=3650

Thank you Mr. President, I had forgotten how crushingly dull these ceremonies are. Thank you.

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I am honored to be here and to receive this honorary doctorate. When I think back to the people that have been in this position before me from Benjamin Franklin to Queen Noor of Jordan, I can’t help but wonder what has happened to this place. Seriously, it saddens me. As a person, I am honored to get it; as an alumnus, I have to say I believe we can do better. And I believe we should. But it has always been a dream of mine to receive a doctorate and to know that today, without putting in any effort, I will. It’s incredibly gratifying. Thank you. That’s very nice of you, I appreciate it.

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I was not exceptional here, and am not now. I was mediocre here. And I’m not saying aim low. Not everybody can wander around in an alcoholic haze and then at 40 just, you know, decide to be president. You’ve got to really work hard to try to…

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http://web.wm.edu/news/index.php?id=3650

[Tarheel_Dem]

1. bbbwwwwwaaaahhhh!

classic stewart :thumbsup:

[The_Gopher]

2. all we got when i graduated from W&M ('98) was a lying historian