102 Y.O. Man Seeking Wife For 'Good Times'

[matcom]

<snip>

ROME (Reuters) - Active 102-year-old Italian looking for love and marriage. Promises can still deliver the goods.

Centenarian Salvatore Bordino, a father of five who is an avid clay-pigeon shooter, can't understand why he is having trouble finding wife number three.

"I have a house, a pension and I can carry out all my manly duties," Bordino, who lives on his own in the southern Italian region of Calabria, told online newspaper Il Nuovo on Wednesday.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=3&u=/nm/20030821/od_nm/odd_italy_centenarian_dc

[Robb]

1. "...And QUICK!!"

:)

[zizzer]

2. I say...

good for him!

I hope he finds some young woman of 80 or so that wants the same things.

God, I hope at 102...hell even 62 that I'm still abble to "deliver the goods".

You go! Old fella! Give 'em hell!

Zizzer

[Mari333]

3. Mama Mia thats some spicy sausage and meatballs

.

[Skittles]

4. this is the problem with viagra

:7

[zizzer]

6. Problem with viagra?

Say that again and I'll kick yer ass.

Zizzer

[Skittles]

8. You wouldn't say that

if you were on the RECEIVING end of a 102 year old penis. :O

[maxanne]

5. I am passing this on

to my 83 year old friend Francesca, who speaks fluent Italian. :D

[Fenris]

7. Paging Anna Nicole!

I think we found a new employer!

[davidinalameda]

10. he might be too old even for her!

:bounce:

[MiltonLeBerle]

9. Do old Italian guys really have a thing for esther rolle, or what?