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Chuckup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 11:08 PM
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Bush Falls Off Bike, Bill O'Reilly Suffers Facial Abrasions
President Bush is recovering from a near fatal fall off his mountain bike that came close to killing Bill O'Reilly, the host of the "O'Reilly Factor" broadcast on FOX TV News.
http://www.dailyhog.com/bush_falls_05242004_6443.asp

Talk about laughing his "ASS" off....
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arikara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 11:16 PM
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1. That's too funny
LOL
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 11:16 PM
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2. Oh, that is wicked
ly funny
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Chuckup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 11:35 PM
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3. His ass finally sees action!!!
Dan Davidson said the president made a "heroic" attempt to keep control of his bike, but the force of O'Reilly's head exiting the President's anal cavity proved to much for even a trained jet fighter pilot to handle.
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 11:39 PM
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4. LOL
There's fairly significant evidence that points to a previous existing condition in the case of O'Reilly's head trauma.
I love it :P
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Chuckup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 06:16 AM
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5. Must have been rough on the face
"I can say however, that the facial abrasions O'Reilly suffered were definitely caused by the President's hemorrhoids".
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