Caption the Hannitizer

[Endangered Specie]

[PROGRESSIVE1]

1. "I am Hitler"

[sundancekid]

2. That's RIGHT, the universe DOES spin RIGHT around me. Anyone else LEFT?

[Deja Q]

3. "I am sitting in Rush Limbaugh's old tv set! I also know that US troops

tortured and humiliated Iraqi citizens! I love that liberation!"


:puke:

[louis-t]

4. 'Eefen as I am spicking to you my friend,

my genitals are bleeding.'

[rustydog]

5. I can smirk because I don't have to risk my life in battle!

I don't have the balls to serve my country honorably, but I can back-stab and verbally assault those brave Americans who don't believe like I do!

hell yes, it is my RIGHT to be a smirking chicken-shit...tens of thousands of Americans have fought and died in real wars to preserve my RIGHT to be an insufferable prick who is too gutless to serve my country honorably.

And if you don't like it, I'll attack you (verbally, of course) on my TV show! That is how tough I am.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

6. "I can smile because I have no credibility"

[AmandaRuth]

7. hey you'd smile too if you just got a whopping

check from the gop national committee. I also got my list of lies that I shall spew next week. ANYTHING for the grand cause of destroying the middle class, ya know personally, I hate the working class, so so so common , but hey as long as they keep listening and marching in lockstep, it's alright with me.

[2cents]

8. "Heh Heh - evil rules"

[MAlibdem]

9. "I just ate a big pile of my own shit"

nt

[NightTrain]

10. "Ha-ha! Eric Idle didn't fuck ME very much."

n/t

[Endangered Specie]

11. lol...

There is one thing Eric did not consider, HOW can Hannity do that, I think it violates a few laws of physics (namely, you can't use what doesn't exist).

[EstimatedProphet]

12. "Hey, you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

"I always ask my victims that."

[Endangered Specie]

13. shameless kick for a shameless man

Hannity, not me.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. Ben Wa Balls

up my ass

[Endangered Specie]

15. Now that makes a bad mental image

Sure it aint something else?

[Bill Wade]

16. "I know my shit doesn't stink... just ask Colmes."

[More Than A Feeling]

17. "Bush was right. Posing in front of books really can make me look smart!"

[cosmicdot]

18. no, seriously, you do have a really really big mouth