Caption this creepy picture of the Chimp.

[MikeG]

[patrick g]

1. here's my .02

"yeah...go ahead an laugh. callin' me chimp. saying i'm the worst there ever was." <very low, nearly inaudible demonic laugh> "just wait............four more years..."

[mhr]

2. Ah, Shucks - Sometimes You Lose Wrestling With The Devil!

eom

[Champ]

3. Everytime I see Chimp

at first look I swear it says Champ.

[Lou_C]

4. Aw gee Uncle Dick do I have to smile

This is a phoney smile if I have ever seen one.

Aw gee Uncle Dick do I have to smile... :cry:

[DS1]

5. Anyone ever see The Professional?

Think Gary Oldman right after cracking his pills open between his teeth

[rustydog]

6. "...and then the interrogator jammed a chemical light stick

up the prisoner's ass?!!!"
"Gawdammmm, I wish I could torture someone like I did the frogs in my reckless youth."

[MikeG]

7. Deep in those eyes there lies a Tony Perkins psycho brain.

[Endangered Specie]

8. You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch...

You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

[sundancekid]

9. Pickles, the twins graduameted out of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms school?

isn't that SPECIAL???

[Bertha Venation]

10. It's so much fun being the Anti-Christ. You can say anything and everyone

believes you! And the Media is so seduced that they scream loudly enough to drown out the few smart-asses who DON'T believe you! Heheh. Wait 'til they see MY October surprise. Make Reagan look like a prankster frat boy . . . .