CAPTIONing burns more calories than marathoning!! (Little known fact.)

[skip fox]

So, DU, mind that waistline with a caption or two every day!!



"And you gotta pick your friends real hard. Those guys who might push you down and spit at you are not your friends. Those people who ignore you 'cause you wet yourself sometimes are not your friends. Sometimes only a stuffed bunny can be your real, true friend for all time. . . . So, like I say, you gotta pick your friends real hard."

[LoZoccolo]

1. OH NO not the Sons of Italy!

OH FUCK. My dad was a member! I was thinking of joining someday! Maybe this'll be long forgotten by the time I have enough time on my hands to do stuff like that though.

[cosmicdot]

2. W: good to see Italian Americans Joe Lieberman and Terry McAuliffe

and, there's ol'James Zogby of the Arab American Institute ... good Italian Americans ... good to see my buddy, Silvio, now, that's Italian ... thanks for having me ... you know, folks, I just want to be a regular guy with a nickname and stuff ... you folks always have had great nicknames, like Toothpick Charlie and Spats Columbo ... and, support each other by saying things like, "I was with you at Rigoletto's", when the heat is on ... and, it all goes along with me fighting thugs and assassins, which I call terra-ishs now ... ya'll know what it's like to do that ... we're, like, alike; so, even though I was told not to bring up any of my Duck Wad stuff ...I, said to myself, these folks will understand ... um, this is one of the 3 times you're suppose to stand and ovate me ...

Credit given to the Friends of Italy website for gala details; and, the film, 'Some Like It Hot'

[myomy]

3. You gotta study real hard so you can grow up smart like me.

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[BringEmOn]

4. "Even a Son of Connecticut can be a member of a crime family."

[montana_hazeleyes]

5. " Okay, How'd that horse head get in my bed last night?!"