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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 07:40 PM
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What does Jesus eat for breakfast?
I think he eats chips and soda, cause if he's the son of god and has magic, that means he will never be fat! What do you guys think?
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 07:41 PM
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1. French Toast and German Beer!!!
He really thinks Dubya's a little weasel!
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 07:53 PM
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2. Huevos rancheros
oh, wait a minute, you meant the Jesus...

...never mind. :evilgrin:
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pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 08:07 PM
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6. breakfast fare
cheeses of nazareth


:-(
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Noon_Blue_Apples Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 07:56 PM
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3. Hemp Seeds

Where do you think he got his majick
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 07:58 PM
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4. Lol
Too true...it explains everything now.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 08:06 PM
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5. Loaves and fishes
...prob'ly.
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sujan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 08:07 PM
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7. Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 08:14 PM
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8. manna
think about it
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