Caption: Pickles reveals the truth behind pretzel biz

[emad]

FIRST LADY LAURA BUSH ON THE TONIGHT SHOW
First Lady Laura Bush shows off her muscle in response to a question by talk show host Jay Leno asking if she worked out at the White House, during Bush's appearance on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" at the NBC studios in Burbank, California May 19, 2004. REUTERS/Fred Prouser

[lovedems]

1. The strong arm of republican politics????? n/t

[skip fox]

2. Pickles is saying, "Hell no I don't take any sh*t from him, pardon my

French. If he tries to make calls that we don't have scripted, I pop him one. I get him good, just on the bridge of the nose. Or, say, he starts ad-libbing a speech, then I stand in the wings and pop my bicep like this so he knows what's waiting for him when he's done. And he gets it too! . . . No, Jay, nobody puts up with any of his shit. . . . The rumors you heard were right."

[underpants]

3. Stepford control this is Septford 5 we have an arm malfunction

Over

[boobooday]

4. Another horrible pantsuit!

I hate to be petty, (okay, maybe I don't) but this one looks like a coffin lining. And more buttons than NASA mission control! What will Betty Bowers say????

But she probably is pretty buff. It's hard lifting all those heavy bottles of xanax!

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[zbdent]

5. Wait, weren't the Righties always getting on Hilary because she

wore pantsuits instead of dresses and skirts like any "normal, respectable First Lady should"?

[bif]

7. You mean, it's hard lifting your drunk husband into bed

n/t

[terrya]

6. You can tell who wears the pants in THAT family. eom

[cosmicdot]

8. in rare footage, First Lady Laura Bush's Jekyll-Hyde complex

is revealed ... analysts explain that the Hyde in Mrs. Bush is trying to punish her for fronting a false image, a criminal family, and the lies attributed to it all ... they further say that ill-timing of taking medications could be cause ... this syndrome is especially prevalent in politician spouses ... on another observation, Mrs. Bush seems to enjoy testing the faux pas waters of wearing white before Memorial Day ... she's been seen in this suit for months ...

... and, now, for the weather ...

... it'll be nice and warm, again, in Burbank, with highs in the 70s ... now, back to the spin ...

[tnlefty]

9. Sure Jay. Wanna see me punch myself in the face?

eom

[leftofthedial]

10. you have to be strong

to rip the upholstery off the white house sofas for your new moo moo and matching pant suit

[arwalden]

11. Is Pickles Blind In Her Right Eye? It Always Looks "Off" Just A Bit...

like it's not aligned properly.

Could she be a defective Stepford-bot in need of a 100,000 mile tune-up, oil-change, balancing and realignment?

-- Allen

[terrya]

13. A lazy eye sort of thing, you mean?

Yeah, I noticed it, too.

It could be a Stepford-bot situation. Someone in the White House had better take care of that.

[Merrick]

12. skinwise, her face looks like a Barbie doll...

but the rest of her looks like a mall walker from Dawn of the Dead.

[emad]

14. You mean, like Claus Barbie?

hehehe

[Champ]

15. Im not good at these

But it kinda looks like she is about to punch herself in the face or she is trying to stop herself.

[underpants]

16. Why are you shitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?

Must stop evil right arm