"I want my President to be like Jeff Stryker. So forceful & always on top"

[terrya]

I'm still laughing over that idiotic quote from Lara Flynn Boyle that Trumad posted. I thought I'd be JUST like her and make an brainless comment! :-)

[Enraged_Ape]

1. Instead, we have a President and Vice President like Jenna Jameson

Two big boobs.

[GOPisEvil]

2. *snarf*

Thanks for the laugh!

[freetobegay]

3. Oh man! talk about a blast from the Past!

The things I'd let jeff do to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meegbear]

5. He's all yours ....

give me a MAN!!

[terrya]

6. I like Jeff Stryker. As well as Rick Donovan.

YUM.....

[meegbear]

7. If you look like you get carded for cigarettes ...

I have no interest. I don't care what you got going for yah.

[freetobegay]

9. Do you know these guys are in there 40's now?

[terrya]

14. Yeah. I know Rick Donovan is retired and living in San Diego with...

his partner. *sigh*

[meegbear]

15. But all their works was when they were younger

[freetobegay]

8. You mean Mr. humongous?

Oh my gay stars! That would shoot me to the moon!

[terrya]

10. Yes...him. I used to fantasize about Rick Donovan.

A lot. :-)

[freetobegay]

11. I still do!

:evilgrin:

[WillParkinson]

12. I prefer...

Danny Parks. Yum-o-rama!

[pagerbear]

13. More than a mouthful is a waste

But seriously, I'm not into size at all. It might be impressive to look at, but waht can you do with it? (Please don't answer that--I've seen enough videos to know the answer to that question!)

As for me, if I like a guy, I like what he's got.

[DS1]

17. Why is he in mourning?

*snicker*

[sundog]

4. lol

no prob

[joeybee12]

16. Well, if you don't eat anything for 10 years, you WILL make stupid comment

like that!

[sundog]

18. --

error, oops

[underpants]

19. That isn't an actual quote is it?

Sadly I know who Jeff Styker is (damned indie video store with all those tpe videos in one book) :grr:.

[terrya]

20. No, it's a takeoff on an actual quote of "actress" Lara Flynn Boyle

She said, endorsing * for President: "I want my President to be just like my agent: so forceful and who has my interests at heart".

I laughed at her idiocy and decided I would make fun of her. Seemed like the thing to do. :-)

And Mr. Stryker's oevre as a actor cannot possibly be forgotten. :-)

[bigwillq]

28. You just answered my question

Thanks!

[northzax]

29. right, LFB, how's that career going?

been in an good movies lately?

[pagerbear]

21. Didn't Jeff Stryker bottom in one video?

[terrya]

22. Never.

He has prided himself as always being a top.

[pagerbear]

23. Maybe it was just rumor then.

I know I saw him use....er....an appliance.....er....in that way.

[ronnykmarshall]

25. Not on film ...

but in real life, that's another story.

I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't here that from me.

[freetobegay]

24. Yes he did!

ON EDIT: powertool II

[sundog]

26. you would

need a bear-type VP to balance the ticket

come to think of it.. a new monument could be erected somewhere on the mall...

[bigwillq]

27. What did Lara say? (Nt)

[TEXASYANKEE]

30. Yum!

I have one of his videos ... that boy is hung like a horse. Yum!
:-)

[bigwillq]

31. Since we're naming names....

How about Ken Ryker, Bobby Blake, Tiger Tyson, Kiko and Bam. I would love to rotate on any of those guys.

[arwalden]

33. Oooooh... Bam.

[bigwillq]

36. Oooo Bam is right

I saw his pic in Playboy one time. I find that funny. Do you know if he also does 'straight' vids too?

[bigwillq]

32. Kick

I think this thread is fun. Carry on.

[Mobius]

34. Locking

SEX THREAD! ALERT ALERT!

[bigwillq]

35. It's not a sex thread

I don't see anything offensive. The thread starter is just making a satrical comment about what one celebrity said concerning a potential POTUS.

[Mobius]

38. Relax, I'm just yanking your chain

:evilgrin:

[bigwillq]

39. I know, I know

Yanking is good you know. You should try it more often.

[bigwillq]

37. Another kick for such a great thread (nt)