I'm offending a very sluttish hat

[Dookus]

You suck, hat!


Whoohoo! I may be the first person to copycat his own thread on DU!

What do I win?

[jayavarman]

1. She needs to eat some fried chicken

& put a little meat on them bones.


scary

[Canuckistanian]

3. She once said, "Men are like desserts"

She's obviously had more men than desserts.

[Endangered Specie]

30. I was going to say...

if that were the case, shes a lesbian.

[ForrestGump]

17. Keep your meat away from her bones

if you know what's good for you.

[Canuckistanian]

2. You win.....

A trip to anywhere on earth that is furthest away from Paris Hilton.

[Angelus]

4. woah...she's scary lookin...

dayum...eat something girl!

[Dookus]

5. no kidding!

she could be pretty if she'd consume more than 3 tic-tacs and 2 packs of Virginia Slims a day.

[SlothRKBA]

23. no joke she is a skelator..

[Dookus]

24. I think when

you can see the ligaments, you might be a tad too thin.

[writekid]

6. Paris' secret

the thing that makes paris hilton so popular with the media is that she has that special quality - when men look at her, they want to have sex with her. she seems to enjoy this, and why wouldn't she?

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[Angelus]

8. ROFL...

[jayavarman]

9. is that paris hilton? I thought it was Skeletor!

dude, she is naaaassty.

I don't wanna have sex with skeletor

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

10. Welcome to DU writekid and jayavarman!!!

We're glad to have you on board!!! :grouphug: :yourock: :toast:

[Canuckistanian]

11. You could hurt yourself..

on those bony hips.

[Endangered Specie]

33. *ahem* not all guys...

Id be afraid Id snap her in half, or sufficate her in bed.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

12. i'd hit it

then i'd buy her a sandwich. you would too. you're all liars.

[Dookus]

13. not me...

but if she had a brother, I might consider it....

[ForrestGump]

18. Dallas Hilton?

[Dookus]

19. Hrmm...

maybe. If he wore tight jeans.

[ForrestGump]

20. Judge for yourself

Check out that column!

[Dookus]

21. hrmm....

I'll pass. I don't do guys wider than they are tall.

[ForrestGump]

22. Probably just as well. I've heard that his

elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

[Angelus]

14. Ok, I admit it...

I'd buy her a sandwich too. :evilgrin:

[BlondieK143]

15. I'd hit it...

with a paddle to her ass to the next Pizza place.


DAYUM. That's so wrong.

[Dookus]

16. literally LOL...

and that's rare.

[Rex]

25. It didn't make any sense until I found out their mother was a porno star.

Then I was able to put 2 & 2 together...


billionare + porno star = Paris Hilton.

[johnnie]

26. She has a figure like Gumby

...I guess that sets up a Pokey joke.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

27. I don't think she's too thin

She is skinny, but why is that always bad? I personally think her personality is uglier than her looks. Guys always say they don't want girls too skinny, but then when the bigger girls come along they make fun of them too.

I don't get it. Make judgements based on Paris' personality, not her build.

[chenGOD]

28. I kind of agree with you here...

She doesn't look anorexic or anything. I don't find her face attractive on a superficial level, but more than that, her personality makes me want to either vomit or gag her. But since I don't believe in censorship, hand me the sick bag.

[Dookus]

29. hrmm...

As a gay man, I'm not a good judge of female sexiness... but DAMN! She's a rail!

[Endangered Specie]

31. For just 47 cents a day you can help feed her, give her education...

;)

I think shed snap like a twig in a good gust of wind

[Dookus]

34. lol...

well, she's beyond education and I'll be damned if I'll pay to feed a billionaire.

[Don_G]

32. You've Never Been In Louisville

During Derby Week, have you?

That's "Chic" compared to some of the overpriced cat-droppings I've seen in Louisville.