The night I lost my virility

[Donkeyboy75]

It involved me on the pitcher's mound, a line drive and my cup-less groin.

:scared:

[m-jean03]

1. Oh boy

:scared: ROFL.

[Donkeyboy75]

2. Well, I didn't feel like one for a few days after that.

[KG]

3. ever find it again?

[Donkeyboy75]

4. Yep. We had a hot trainer in high school.

Ahhh...trainer Pam. :evilgrin:

No, of course nothing happened, but I did get some massages that got the blood flowing again!

[Skittles]

5. lol

true story: when I was stationed at Bergstrom Air Force Base (Texas), it was so freaking hot. One day I got really sunburned on my face (I'm pale and blonde) and it peeled endlessly. My coworker - Sgt Tim Williamson (I still remember his name)- kept saying HEY SUSAN IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE CAME ON YOUR FACE and worse. He joked about it for days; I wanted to kill him.

On Friday night Tim was the outfielder in his usual baseball game - I heard what happened later. Using the glove to try to catch a ball nearing his body, he underestimated and it hit the edge of the mitt and his . . jewels. Other players said he sood there seemingly paralized for like a second and then fell over sideways.

Poor thang was walking funny in the office for a while. I kept saying HEY TIM YOU WALK LIKE YOU'VE GOT A CORN COB UP YOUR ASS. To my credit however I did do a lot of his work for him that week; especially if it involved WALKING. :D

[Donkeyboy75]

6. Great story. Seriously, I've never felt worse pain in my life!

Baseballs + groin = :cry:

My cousin pitched in the minors in Florida. One of his teammates on a rookie league team had to have a testicle removed after being crushed in the frank and beans while pitching batting practice.