Jon Stewart (Daily Show) gives commencement address.

[coloradodem2005]

Mr.Stewart gives a commencement address At William and Mary University. It is funny, check it out.

http://web.wm.edu/news/index.php?id=3650

[LSdemocrat]

1. That's one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Thanks.

And to think our school wasted its time getting Madeline Albright to speak at my Commencement.

[Dedalus]

2. ENVY ME!!

I WAS THERE!! My sister just graduated from William & Mary, and I got to go. He tore the shit up; it was awesome. I was more excited about Stweart than I am about seeing Prince this Summer. Plus, I was sitting by all these Southern DeceptiCONS who were pissed, and every time JS made a Bush joke I applauded and cheered real loud and got them pissed at me; it was not to be believed.

[underpants]

3. Having grow up near "the Burg" I got a lot of those jokes

The lines about the three foot high brick wall, the candles, and the brick makers are dead on.

I read it yesterday and it was hilarious.

[lgreen]

5. commencement

I'm jealous! I graduated from W&M in 1995 and all I got was George BushI. That is a great speech- it brings back a lot of memories.

[underpants]

6. What Wm.&Mary?

Welcome to DU :hi:

Not me I had a better chance of getting laid IN Paul's Deli.

[Paragon]

4. kick

Good stuff. :7

[elfwitch]

7. I love Jon!

He is brilliant and sexy and once again proves that he is one smart fella. I just wanna kiss him all over.
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
Brilliant speech!

[PopSixSquish]

8. I Just Scared My Dog by Laughing So Hard

that last paragraph about things returning to normal? Priceless!

[myrna minx]

9. Thanks for posting this...hilarious! n/t

[kiahzero]

10. I was there

It was awesome. My family shot digital video, but we haven't gotten it off the camera yet.

[latebloomer]

11. kick!

That was wonderful.