Does Rumsfeld have any children?

[Dover]

It just occurred to me that I don't know the answer to that. I've heard a little bit about his wife, but that's the extent of my knowledge of his "home" life....if he even has one.

[Tripper11]

1. Shit...thanks a lot!

I just got home from work and was unwinding before bed, and now I ahve an image of Rumsferatu's spawn in my head. I'll never sleep now!! :scared::scared::scared:

[Dover]

2. Lol! You mean you can actually imagine him fathering a human being?

I asked because I CAN'T wrap my mind around that. Sweet dreams!

[Tripper11]

4. OH man..now you made it even worse!

Damnit! Out damn spot..OUT!!!!

[TheWizardOfMudd]

3. Yes

[Kenneth ken]

5. apparently yes

link

says 3, but nothing else about them.

" FAMILY: Wife, Joyce; three children. "

also, he was in the Navy from 1954-1957. How about that, I thought he was a typical chickenhawk.

[Dover]

6. Thanks for the link. Interesting how he's managed to keep it private.

Now I'm really curious...

[Kenneth ken]

7. you're welcome.

I'd guess they're probably adults in their 30s-50s, but I've no real basis for thinking that, except he's about my parents' age, and I'm 46.

Might be interesting to track them down, given the cronyism of cons.

[Leilani]

10. He was a Navy Pilot

EOM

[LostInAnomie]

8. I know he drinks the blood of children

if that helps any

[Dover]

9. Here's an odd piece of info on one of his children...a daughter

It's from an interview with a band called the Tossers who are out of Chicago:

..I’m friends with Donald Rumsfeld's daughter. She lives down the street from me. She’s alright. She’ll tell you all the same stuff, too. It’s just the same shit. It’s not surprising at all. If anything, it causes us a little bit of concern.



http://www.tlchicken.com/view_story.php?ARTid=1237

[izzie]

11. I think he ate them.

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[Dover]

12. Wonder how different Rumsfeld would respond to the Berg case and the

prison abuse if it were his own child playing the victim?

[Don_G]

13. If He Was In The Navy

At that time, then "he" probably had to break out a rubber mallet to pass the "short arm" inspection.

It's hard to piss when your dick is full of pus from the clap and I think it went to his head. Al Capone went the same way.

[JM]

14. I know of one son.

I played football with him when I was in junior high. The Rumsfelds lived about 8 blocks from where I grew up. He was a nice kid as I recall. I think we were on the same team. I never saw him in high school, so I have no idea if he went to our school or private.

JM

[Dover]

15. Question...

Did you know the rest of the family? So far we've determined he has a daughter and a son (what age?). Do you know if the third child is a boy or girl?

I think I read somewhere that they are from somewhere in Illinois.