Cover me, I'm going in

[MichaelHarris]

Headin' into the belly of the beast, the river of darkness, the last train to Clarksville, and the heart of freeperville. I'm going south, to Texas for a family visit. Now don't get me wrong, there's some good Democrats in Texas, why hell my entire family has been Democrat since the ummmm not really sure because my grandfather used to lie his ass off. I'm an old skool Texas Dem, the days of Mark White, and Ann Richards, man there's a lady with class and then some. Those Texas Dems of old kicked ass, took names, then kicked their repub kids ass. No one named bush ever dared mess with Ms Richards, she would have spanked their ass and called um Edna. Anyway, wish me luck, I know its a dangerous mission but someones gotta do it.

"We gotta get out of this place
If it's the last thing we ever do
We gotta get out of this place
Girl, there's a better life for me and you
Somewhere baby, somehow I know it"

Damn its gonna be hot too.

[wtmusic]

1. Bring back some bbq

and don't go anywhere near that Crawford place

[MichaelHarris]

4. I'm stayin on da coast

with my flyrod I actually hope to see very few humans. Wait come to think of it, no one is human at the crawford ranch.

[TheWizardOfMudd]

2. Look for some of those Mrs. Baird's Devil Dogs

Chocolate cake with creme filling.

Taste like heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MichaelHarris]

3. well those will

have to come after I gorge myself on whataburgers and shipleys donuts. My arteries will glog in the first 3 days.