I had sex with a YAK once.

[Sean Reynolds]

Am I going to hell? :(

[ForrestGump]

1. Was it a Republican yak?

[Sean Reynolds]

2. No

It was pretty liberal. Had a nose ring, and was wearing CHE boxers!

[ForrestGump]

6. Sounds good. Why just once? Sounds like a keeperto me....

Or is it too painful to talk about? I understand....

[Capn Sunshine]

3. ONLY IN THIS DIMENSION

[izzie]

4. Yes it is the one from my back yard. Poor thing.

Even the horses stay away from him now.

[Sean Reynolds]

5. Someone rated my thread a 1.

I'm devastated!

[ForrestGump]

7. That's all right.....

my 5 ratign should help. I think that this is exactly the kind of quality discussion that the Lounge is perhaps exemplified by.

[Bat Boy]

8. Try it again...

Took me three or four tries to get it right. Practice makes perfect.

[SOteric]

9. I suspect

candlelight and a little mood music would go a long way toward winning you a second 'date.'

[ForrestGump]

10. Doubt he wants second date, not when the first one ended like this....

[SOteric]

11. He might have enjoyed that

depends entirely on which one's young Master Reynolds, doesn't it?

[ForrestGump]

12. Allegorically speaking?

Oh, sorry, I didn't know that you required a hypoallegorical environment....

(nope, that's still not it....focus...focus, dude)

[Aristus]

13. Once you've had YAK, you never go back.

:-)

[ForrestGump]

14. Hey, man, no need to have a cow

No, I mean that. No need, man. Yaks rule!

[SOteric]

15. Yes, I've heard

that you have a preference for females with a little meat on 'em. I'd know idea you'd carry it this far.