I NEED

[Whitacre D_WI]

Sex
Love
Drink
Drugs
Food
Cash
You to love me back
I used to only want, but now I need.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. you have company in your needs

Sex
Love
Drink
Drugs
Food
Cash

[Whitacre D_WI]

21. Alright, Priyanka!

It's much more fun to need things than it is to want them.

[m-jean03]

2. A friend.

Since Mr. Rogers died, I have been so lonely :cry:

[Whitacre D_WI]

8. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood,

A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
It's a neighborly day in this beauty-wood,
A neighborly day for a beauty.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
I have always wanted to have a neighbor
Just like you!
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood
With you!
So, let's make the most of this beautiful day!
Since we're together, we might as well say:
Would you be mine,
Could you be mine,
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you please...
Won't you please?
Please, won't you be my neighbor?


HI, NEIGHBOR!

I'll be your friend, m-jean!

[m-jean03]

14. Hm, you're not quite as wholesome as he was --

But I suppose you'll do, as my morals have slid sharply downhill in the absence of his guiding influence. :pals: :D

[Whitacre D_WI]

19. Woo-hoo!

:hug:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. To Whitacre:

I love you as much as one heterosexual unknown man from the internet can possibly love another heterosexual unknown man from the internet in a strictly platonic sort of way. :evilgrin:

on edit: if you could hook me up with some ganj in return for my platonic love, I'd appreciate it. :smoke:

[Whitacre D_WI]

10. I have no ganja.

But I can send you some dried oregano!

[Angelus]

4. Everything on your list I need too...

except drugs. Drugs are bad, m'kay?

Oh, don't forget to add a life. I need one of those too.

Edit: Also, I need a gas mask to mask the odor coming from someone who ate 2 1/2 pounds of beans...

[Whitacre D_WI]

11. You need BLOOD!

[geniph]

5. I could help with the first two things

but you'd have to come to Seattle and you'd have to be bisexual, and preferably, a good cook. We'll marry you. ;-)

[Whitacre D_WI]

12. Well, if your husband is a man, but doesn't have that penis-thing...

...I can handle it. I mean, I'd have sex with a man, but I wouldn't have sex with someone with a penis. Maybe a pre-op, genetically female man. That would be cool.

So, I guess that makes me a little bit bisexual, no?

Oh, if your hubby's Perry Farrell, I can deal with the penis.

[Blue-Jay]

6. Too big of a list.

According to Chris Rock, we only need

Food
Sex
Silence

Everything else is a bonus.

We're cavemen. Bottom line. Sure, we might indulge in actual "thought" on occasion, but we're simple creatures at heart.

[Whitacre D_WI]

13. I need squirrel!

Sure, they're a little greasy, but they're DELICIOUS!

(you're from Springfield, don't pretend you don't know what I'm talkin' about)

[Blue-Jay]

18. Yes, I know....

I remember having some tasty greasy chicken with my dad once. I was aghast at learning that it wasn't really chicken.

[kmla]

7. A colonic?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1154315

A fan?
A strong breeze?
Activated charcoal?
Stainless steel underwear? (heh heh - stainless steel - get it?)

[Whitacre D_WI]

15. Skidmarks are funny!

[Spinzonner]

9. Doesnt anyone here need Oxygen

as in breathing

Or are you all outfitted with Gills ?

[Whitacre D_WI]

16. I don't need Oxygen.

I already have Lifetime.

[Spinzonner]

22. After 'Oxygen'

I need anti-nausea medicine

[m-jean03]

24. Ha! Ha! Ba DA BUM!

:7 You rock.

[DebJ]

17. I NEED...only God. He has always taken care of my 'needs'. Is this a

politically incorrect answer for a liberal? Oh well. It's an honest one.

Sometimes you get what you WANT
But it's not what you think
Then you get what you NEED

Well oh, that's the way it is
You gotta roll with the punches
That's the way it goes
You gotta bend when the wind blows

You crash, you burn
You live, you learn
It's hit or miss
That's the way it is

(JoDee Messina song)

[Whitacre D_WI]

20. I need Buzzcocks records.

Hence, this thread.

[ForrestGump]

23. Your Love Tonight