The bar is: OPEN!

[trof]

I got a bad case of the slows this evening, so it's self service.
There's a box for tips if you did a really good job for yourself.
There's nothing but Big Bands and Sinatra on the jukebox, so don't even ask.
It's one of those kinds of evenings.
There are several bowls of salted-in-the-shell peanuts around.
Just put the shells on the floor.
Matcom will sweep out in the morning.

Y'all play pretty now.
:toast:

[GOPisEvil]

1. I'll just have myself a beer.

Nothing goes better with peanuts.

[VelmaD]

2. Woohoo...Big Band and Sinatra...

who wants to swing out? :)

[trof]

8. May I have the next dance?

Thank you.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. Macallan 18 on the rocks for me

And keep those peanuts coming! :toast:

[Paradise]

4. Got any ice?

I have to have ice with my Bailey's. :)

[trof]

7. Over there in the Igloo.

[FarLeftRage]

5. I'll just have a Canadian beer...

and just sit listening to the sounds of a by gone era...(sighs)
while I patiently wait for Ms.Leftist or Ms.Liberal to walk by for a dance to the swing.

[trof]

9. The LaBatts is in the green cooler.

[FarLeftRage]

16. Thanks

a :toast: to all present...

[Adelante]

6. Old Fashioned on the rocks

Thanks!

[trof]

10. Haven't had one of those in many moons.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. A whiskey, and a whiskey

And a little Benny Goodman please!

[trof]

18. OK, I'm unlocking the JB for BG.

HIT that liquorish stick!

[Droopy]

12. Have you got any Leinenkugels Honey Weiss?

If not, I'll settle for an Icehouse. I was just thinking about throwing back a few cold ones. I may have to slip a few different cds into your jukebox, though. I can handle the big band stuff, but Sinatra is kinda slow.

[trof]

14. Sorry. There's a 6-pack of Heinekin in the cooler under the bar.

The juke box is LOCKED.
It's a LOCK-BOX.
;-)

[trof]

13. NOTICE TO PATRONS:

PLEASE
NO LOITERING
IN THE
BAR SERVICE AREA

You may begin relating your
LIFE STORY
in the Main Salon.

Keep it moving, folks.

THANK YOU
The Management

[trof]

15. The tip box is empty.

Are you guys not doing a very good job?

[FarLeftRage]

17. Here's a couple of two's

with Tom Jefferson on them for ya friend!

You're one heck of a barkeep!

[Droopy]

19. Man, the Heinekin was already gone

And I had to settle for a Miller Lite. x( I ain't tipping for that. I think I'm going to tie one on. Crank up the jukebox.

[Padraig18]

20. A pint of Guinness' best, and 2 fingers of Jameson's neat.

I left $1 in the tip box. :)

[Cheneys_former_heart]

21. Hey, pass me the salted nuts and a Leinkugel

Here's a cuppla bucks for a great barkeep! Hoboy, what a day...

[Droopy]

22. Welcome to DU, CFH

Have a drink on me! Here's to ya! :beer: :bounce:

[Cheneys_former_heart]

23. Thanks! This is a cool bar

Everybody's friendly and I even got a free beer!

[Angelus]

24. I'll start off with a michelob light, por favor!

[DemoTex]

25. Got any old Auburn Knights or Alabama Cavaliers tunes?

If so, spin 'em. Pour me a Shiraz, while you are at it. Thanks, B. (BTW: I was the bassist for the Auburn Knights in the mid-60s. We had a "Battle-of-the-Bands every November, about the time of the Auburn-Alabama game, at Vestavia Hills CC in B'Ham.)

On edit: Oh, here is a tip: buy low, sell high (caveat does not apply to doctors, airline pilots, or the congenitally stupid).