Anyone want to buy a Smoked Meat Sandwich?

underpants

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Tue May-18-04 03:04 PM
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Anyone want to buy a Smoked Meat Sandwich?

Edited on Tue May-18-04 03:04 PM by underpants

I just HAPPEN to have one. Delivery is free.

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GOPisEvil

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Tue May-18-04 03:08 PM
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1. Did you wash your hands after using the bathroom?

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underpants

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Tue May-18-04 03:17 PM
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3. Oh........yeah...sure

I've never had a "sink" shoot water back up AT me like that though.

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GOPisEvil

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Tue May-18-04 03:18 PM
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4. Uh...was there a soap dispenser nearby?

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underpants

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Tue May-18-04 03:19 PM
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8. Over on the other side of the room

but there was a roll of paper to wipe my hands with...that and some "fragrances". :shrug:

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GOPisEvil

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Tue May-18-04 03:29 PM
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12. Let me guess...you've been staying in a fancy hotel?

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underpants

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Tue May-18-04 03:33 PM
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14. You should see the price of the freakin' Omelets!

:wow:

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GOPisEvil

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Tue May-18-04 03:35 PM
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16. Did it look like this?

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underpants

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Tue May-18-04 03:40 PM
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18. The Omelet?

No- but the "sink" looked a lot like that.

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GOPisEvil

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Tue May-18-04 03:45 PM
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20. I see.

Is the sandwich wrapped or not?

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underpants

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Tue May-18-04 03:49 PM
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22. On Edit-HALF a Smoked Meat Sandwich

Oops

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GOPisEvil

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Tue May-18-04 03:52 PM
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24. Hey - a man's gotta eat.

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commander bunnypants

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Tue May-18-04 03:11 PM
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2. i got a quarter

got mustard

DDQM

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underpants

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Tue May-18-04 03:18 PM
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5. You ever seen a person with one tooth eat a potato chip?

I just did, on the elevator. It was like watchingthe Bush administration-lots of movement but there is more of a mess than before you started.

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Mr. McD

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Tue May-18-04 03:18 PM
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6. Too late

I had pulled pork for lunch.:)

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underpants

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Tue May-18-04 03:20 PM
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9. Damn you better wipe out the "cookies"

before your IT people see where you'v ebeen surfing.

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m-jean03

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Tue May-18-04 03:19 PM
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7. You know, this COULD be a sex thread --

but I'll just ignore the funny feeling I get looking at all that smoked meat. . .

:evilgrin:

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underpants

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Tue May-18-04 03:21 PM
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10. You know

I think I just did that (see #9)

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m-jean03

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Tue May-18-04 03:35 PM
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15. That you did!

Edited on Tue May-18-04 03:35 PM by m-jean03

:toast:

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Parrcrow

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Tue May-18-04 03:29 PM
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11. Remember, mine is the one you got after you went to the bathroom

:hi:

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underpants

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Tue May-18-04 03:33 PM
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13. WELL I've still got it!

Eh let's get the stoopid 'merican to buy us a smoked meat sandwich eh?

Candians :grr: FRENCH Candians at that :grr:

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Parrcrow

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Tue May-18-04 03:39 PM
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17. Thanks alot

Now will you go back and get 43,999 orders of poutine, please. And one jelly donut.

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underpants

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Tue May-18-04 03:42 PM
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19. I actually had to look that up

Freedom fries, gravy and cheese curds huh?

Sounds like a stoner snack.

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Parrcrow

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Tue May-18-04 03:45 PM
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21. That's why we need 43,999

Seven of them are for you.

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underpants

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Tue May-18-04 03:50 PM
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23. Is the exchange rate that bad?

Yikes!

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