Take the Special K Challenge!

[Deja Q]

So I saw this TV advert for Special K - the breakfast cereal with dehydrated bits of strawberries and MSG :puke: where they challenge you to lose weight.

So, I did some research. I found an alternative way to lose weight:

With the Special K Challenge!

Special K, otherwise known as ketamine, is known to lose weight thanks primarily due to appetite supression and metabolism increase. It is also responsible for:


Increased heart rate and blood pressure, impaired motor function/memory loss; numbness; nausea/vomiting

Also, for ketamine-at high doses, delirium, depression, respiratory depression and arrest, possible decrease in blood pressure and heart rate, panic, aggression, violence/loss of appetite, depression


So, in other words, I will not take the Special K Challenge. Nobody should. If you suspect that children, partying teenagers, or even republicans using this substance, please call your local authorities.

[JitterbugPerfume]

1. vanilla almond Special K

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good