I wish I were gay...........

[Darth_Kitten]

instead of a little bored and sad. :( :cry: :hug:

[GOPisEvil]

1. You'd probably still be bored and sad if you were gay.

Sometimes the grass isn't greener. ;-)

Just playing with ya - :hug::pals:

[Deja Q]

13. But the grass is greener on the other side...

The problem is, you first have to roll some up and smoke it. Heck, everything's greener then. :D

I wouldn't advocate doing this, who knows where the grass has been...

[aljones]

2. I wish i was anything but alone, bored and single!

smile ally

[DarkPhenyx]

3. I'll trade ya alone bored and single...

...and give you whatever creeping crud is making me feel like I want to hack up a lung every 5 mintues.

[aljones]

5. no thanks!!

but thanks for the offer though!!

[DarkPhenyx]

7. See!

Ther I go trying to help ya out, let you be something, anything, else and you don't want it. *c*

[Darth_Kitten]

4. I go back to my boring job tomorrow.......

got to get out of my dull boring routine. :)

[Dookus]

6. there's no better time to be gay!

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[Darth_Kitten]

8. How about a bring a friend, get half off special?

:D

[Blue-Jay]

9. Are you kidding? I could spend that money on shoes!

uh oh.

[Darth_Kitten]

10. I love your squirrel pic by the way.....

:D

[Blue-Jay]

11. <sigh> Ariel Squirrelon gets more love than I do.

But, I'm keeping him.

[Dookus]

12. Aha!

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[WillParkinson]

14. Try the song, "If I were gay" by Steven Wright...

Very funny stuff.

[Shananigans]

15. Maybe you are...

and you just don't know it yet. Or maybe you aren't and you've known it all along. Or maybe you should hold a pencil in between your teeth and it will trigger your smile muscles to put you in a gay mood. I've heard it works.