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I Used to Work in Chicago
This song is sung by both our men's and women's teams
CHORUS: I used to work in Chicago, in an old department store I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore Leader: A woman came in for a hammer Group: A HAMMER FROM THE STORE Leader: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got! Group: Oh, I don't work there anymore!
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Leader: A man came in for a donut Group: A DONUT FROM THE STORE Leader: A donut he wanted, my hole he got! Group: Oh, I don't work there anymore!
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Hammer(#2) he wanted, banged he got Carpet she wanted, shag she got Nail he wanted, screwed he got Fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got Meat she wanted, sausage she got Beef she wanted, pork she got Pork he wanted, my roastbeef he got Camel she wanted, humped she got Paper she wanted, a ream she got Jewelry she wanted, my pearl necklace she got KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got Juicy Fruit she wanted, my Big Red she got Snap-on he wanted, my strap-on he got A piano she wanted, my organ she got Lobster he wanted, crabs he got Ham she wanted, porked she got A Hairdryer he wanted, a blow job he got A Needle she wanted, pricked she got Linoleum he wanted, laid he got Fishing pole she wanted, my rod she got Assistance she wanted, my AIDS she got Coffee she wanted, my cream she got Fuck she wanted, fuck she got
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