The Commencement Address of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"And I for one think universites are good cause they teach things where people who go are then students and the learners in the big equation which is like a university where people go and some graduate on that day which is like this one. If you go to a university, for example, you can write a commencement talk like me and don't need no stinkin' speech writer no matter what they say. So thanks for learning and everything. I think it's swell. It's the one thing where I agree."

[DarkPhenyx]

1. Please tell me that's a direct quote.

:bounce: Please, please, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yourock:

[FarmerOak]

2. "Education are vital to us."

"And I want to thank you for betrothing on me this honorarium. I will cherish the trust you have disposed on me."

[LibertyorDeath]

3. Yes but "is our children learning"

[skip fox]

4. " . . . and so I say Education First, which is like right after

the family, which is first right after God, who's in line behind the truth which is always formost and right after my country, It's important to keep your priorities straight, and that's another reason I'm against gay marriage, for instance. And after education comes tax relief which is also a fine first, then . . ."

[BringEmOn]

5. "I've created plenty of jobs for ya...most of them are in China and..."

[trof]

6. I think you've nailed it. eom

[cosmicdot]

7. Thanks for having me even though I invited myself ... it's not easy

these days to find a graduation group that hasn't turned facing the other way ...