Okay . . . Who ate the elephant's you know

[m-jean03]

whats?? They aren't there this morning. . . Admins? Donkey? *?

[jjmalonejr]

1. I don't get it.

What are you talking about?

[m-jean03]

2. Yesterday, the donkey attacked the elephant with nutcrackers

And his nuts were seen, apart from his body. Now they're gone... I think someone ate them.

[jjmalonejr]

I'm sorry, I still don't know what you're talking about.

I get the metaphor, but I don't know what you are referring to.

Any help? I'm not trying to be dense, here, but I guess I'm a little slow or I'm joining the conversation late.

[m-jean03]

5. Look up top at the donation bar, where there is an unconscious

elephant and a happy donkey... All the events I have described took place yesterday...

:-)

[jjmalonejr]

6. Got it.

I think I'm just not accustomed to threads that are begun without context. Happens all the time, I know, I probably just don't hang out here enough to figure it out on my own.

Thanks.

[Parrcrow]

3. Sean Hannity

He got a little overly enthusiastic.

[m-jean03]

4. Interesting theory.

Of course, that makes sense. Perhaps only a Republican would eat elephant testicles?

Or a very hungry democrat.

[Parrcrow]

7. In his big-mouthed efforts to please the elephant

Hannity destoyed its credibility and ability to reproduce.

[m-jean03]

8. Well, actually --

The nuts were already on the ground, the donkey cut them off.

I guess severed nuts weren't exactly tasteful to have laying around on the website, but I think someone ate them! Why waste a perfectly good aphrodisiac, you know! Maybe they were auctioned off on e-bay! :D

[Greylady]

9. He ate them with a plate of fava beans

and a nice Chianti.