Let The Record Show I Was A GOOD BOY Las Night - (I think)

[matcom]

at least i'm not banned this morning so i don't THINK i started any sex threads. :D

for those that missed it, my boss took my out for "lunch" at 1:30 yesterday. we ended up sitting in the bar for about 6 hours drinking GAWD knows what.

i would like the record to show that (I Think) i was a good boy last night here on DU (for a change) and my not being banned today PROVES it (maybe).

so, pat me on the back and congragulate me (but please do it quietly). thank you.

*actually don't feel too bad today as i think i was in bed at around 8pm

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Suckin' up to the man!

You are a very lucky feller that you aren't doing the kiai into the porceline dojo today. ;-)

[Champ]

2. Congrats

What were you doing drinking that much that early? :D

[matcom]

3. it was my boss

he FORCED me to! :D

[madrchsod]

4. you posted last night

about a bartender , your boss, and your wife showing up...isn`t search wonderful? don`t you have a headache?

[matcom]

5. not really

a little groggy but Mrs Matcom took great care of me. she fed me advil and water and tucked me in nice and early

just :loveya: Mrs Matcom

[Maddy McCall]

6. Do you feel pukey?

I don't drink much anymore because I always feel pukey in the morning after a "hard" night. :-)

[matcom]

7. no. i really feel pretty good

like i said, Mrs Matcom took good care of me

[GOPisEvil]

8. You turned me into a newt!!!!!!!!!!!

I got better.

[matcom]

9. oh. don't remember that

maybe i WASN'T such a good boy afterall.

damned mythical powers x(

[GOPisEvil]

10. We tried building a bridge out of you.

But it didn't work, so maybe you're not a witch! :shrug:

We couldn't find a duck and a big scale.

[matcom]

11. well, i can tell you that in NO WAY

i would have 'floated' last night. would have sunk like "little tiny rocks" :P

[GOPisEvil]

12. The "bring out your dead guy" wanted to put you on his cart.

When he lit your breath on fire, he was convinced you were alive. :D

Now...house inspection time. :scared: I'll let you know how it goes.

[matcom]

13. good luck bro

make sure the inspector climbs up on the roof. don't let him shortchange you

[ewagner]

14. Glad you're doing okay this morning

Some of my worst bouts with John Barleycorn were with my former boss who had a habit of calling staff meetings at the local pub. In most businesses, you're expected to be able to soar with the eagles and hoot with the owls.

[MichaelHarris]

15. yeah well

explain that shit in my inbox. BTW, your wife has nice legs

[matcom]

16. HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

thanks. i'll tell her you said so

:thumbsup:

[MichaelHarris]

17. so when you

two do those pics is it natural light or flash? Good choice of aperture setting on picture 12 what F-stop was that?

[underpants]

18. Ward...I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night

:bounce::evilgrin:

Dirtest thing ever said on Television.