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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 08:22 PM
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Poll question: Would you rather be a "rat" or a "puke"?
I'm not asking if you'd rather be a Democrat or a Republican - let's forget that for now. All other things being equal, regardless of party orientation, would you rather someone called you a "rat" or a "puke"?
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 08:24 PM
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1. Rats carry plague, but puke is made of BOOZE!
:toast:
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scarlet_owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 08:39 PM
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2. Rats are cute, puke is not.
So I'd rather be a rat.
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 09:01 PM
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3. That's basically my reason too.
Edited on Fri May-14-04 09:01 PM by LoZoccolo
I live in Chicago and sometimes you'll be down waiting for the subway and staring down at the rocks at the bottom of the trench and all of a sudden it'll look like one moved or something and it's a rat! But I think they're cute, and they clean the food litter off the tracks.
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Unperson 309 Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 09:20 PM
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4. Rat, rat, rat, rat, RAT, rat, RAT!
A sweet, sandalwood-furred, fuzzy, inquisitive, intelligent, gentle, friendly, playful, lovable RAT!!!!

A rat sits on shoulders. Puke lands on shoes. A rat nibbles Cheerios. Puke lies there and stinks. A rat delights you with her dancing and play. Puke makes you want to add to the pile.


RRRRRAAAAAAAAT!

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