What CAPTIONS can we squeeeeeeeeeze out of this?

[underpants]

[Born_a_Democrat]

1. WHY YOU LITTLE.....!!!!

:-)


or....


"Pretend Liberty and Privacy were this big...now what would happen if I were to squeeeeze it like so?"

[GOPisEvil]

2. Sometimes, when we play, I get George's head like this...

...and mess up his hair!

[Lady Freedom]

3. This is...

what I'm going to do to your freedoms! And there is nothing you can do about it! Muhahahahahah!
What? The mic is on? oh-oh!

[Peachhead22]

4. Ashcroft says:

<singing>"I've got the whole in my hands"

<maniacal laughter>"Mwuhahaha"

[newyawker99]

13. Congrats Peachhead22!! 200 posts

:toast:

[DarkPhenyx]

5. "Why yes!

...we are planning on squeezing the poor harder and harder...just like this. Eventually we are planning on makign wine out of them. Rums-feratu is very exacting in his nutritional needs."

[skip fox]

11. And dark, indeed, you are

:toast:

[DarkPhenyx]

17. Why thank you!

:) I do my best.

[blondeatlast]

6. "If I squeeze the Constitution reeeeaaaallll hard,

I can make the US a police state!"

[underpants]

7. Preserving Life and Liberty with a choke hold

:grr:

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. No Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!

Oddjob, fling your hat at something expensive, I'm bored!

[maxanne]

9. rights??!!

"you have no rights. I will squeeze your rights like a melon, and send you to prison like the rabid dog terrorist you are!"

[skip fox]

10. "And in Iraq, we got them where we want them. It

was a brilliant plan, to let them think they're tricking us, and sending thousands of al-Qaeda in to blow the shit out of everyone, Jordan and the UN to warn everyone to stay the fuck out of it, then us. They think they got us in a trap, that we gotta stay there and just take it, day after day, week after week, but I got it on good authority that we've got secret plans that are gonna turn their trap on its head. Boy, . . . then they'll be sorry."

[44wax]

12. I intend to choke the life out of our liberty just like Macho Man Savage

used to choke the Hulk on TV.

[myomy]

14. ...and thatÕs how I lost to a dead man.

.

[BurtWorm]

15. Lady Justice's breasts were THIS BIG!! I had to cover them!

For decency's sake!

[maxanne]

16. bwaaahahahahahaha

Burtworm - you da winnah, in my book. :evilgrin:

[cosmicdot]

18. ... the way to preserve life and liberty is to kill it ...

... then, you call in the taxidermist ... just keep those calicos away from me ... and, we don't administer justice ... we campaign for re-election ... heck ... I have to maintain that religious image, don't'cha know ... heck ... if we knew then what we know now ... we would have passed the Patriot Act 6 months before 911 ... not that we knew when it would happen ... it could have been 6 months before last week ... afterall, you folks at the American Enterprise Institutue had it already written for us with the help of PNAC and Council for National Policy and a few others ... that's how we got it out as fast as we did, and gave no one a chance to be guilty of anything or read it ... and, isn't it real cutesy wutesy nice that deputy AG Larry Thompson is quitting on me? Oh, well, he was just window dressing anyway ... if this were his neck ...

[Zephyrbird]

19. "Dammit, my sphincter is NOT in a twist, so

STOP SAYING THAT!"

[bobthedrummer]

20. "The final solution for them PAGAN heathens, strangle 'em in the Lord's

name!"

[skip fox]

21. Captions with entwined flowers

Sweet adorned our daylight hours,
Scented all our path to evening
And beyond, where night stands hymning
The darkened land, then their soft cousins,
Nocturnal captions, doe softly blossom.

:kick: