I CAN THROW A TANTRIC ANY TIME I WANT!!!!!!!

[matcom]

massage that is :)

I CAN PLAY TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MichaelHarris]

1. you go Capt'n Matcom

[CatWoman]

3. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Does he have a side kick?

[MichaelHarris]

9. certainly does

and their little helper

[CatWoman]

17. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MichaelHarris]

20. I did

a whole mess of them because I was gonna do a DU cartoon strip but no one showed any interest so I blew it off

[DenverDem]

2. Settle down, Sting.

You wacky fuck.

[Raven]

4. GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!

Will 'ya, please...I was talking to CatWoman...quit butting in!

[matcom]

5. yeah, well while you were talking to her.....

i was on hold on the other line! we were having phone sex

YOU stop butting in!!!! :P

[Raven]

6. Phone sex???

I'm sorry, I'm from the 50's...what is it that you do with the phone??? :think:

[matcom]

7. not really sure but thank GAWD for......

the 'speaker' function :D

[Raven]

8. "Not Really"...what!?

Answaer my question, young man, what are you doing with that phone!!!

[matcom]

12. yes Mom......well....uh......

Midori made me pour chocolate sauce over it and then....uh....

some honey......and....

well........

WILLIAM MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT WAS WILL'S FAULT!!!!

[Raven]

13. Yup, I knew that kid

was no damn good!

[matcom]

14. know what else he did?

do ya??? DO YA?????

he took my bike and... *sniff*

and then he took my ice cream cone and.... *sniff* *sniff*

and then he told Lori that I LIKED her!!!!!!! x(

and he pushed me down

and then he laughed at me....

MOM!!

he LAUGHED at me!

:cry:

[Raven]

15. Get over it, big butt!

I guess you know where that little shit got it.

[MichaelHarris]

11. /me makes a mental note

:when visiting Matcom or Catwoman make sure to take my cell phone and for Heavens sake never ever touch their keyboards.

[northofdenali]

10. YOU WERE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just saw you doing the Tantric!!

See! Right here:



I'd know matcom socks anywhere!!

[Maestro]

16. Okay well, uh,

;-)

[MichaelHarris]

18. hahahahahaha

hmmm I think its time for a Maestro super hero for DU

[matcom]

19. be VERY CAREFUL PAL!!

i AM a MASTER!!!

[MichaelHarris]

21. hahahahaha

thats some quality photoshopin'

[underpants]

22. Settle down Beavis

Uh hhuuuuh huhhhhhhh

[Maestro]

23. Okay since you you so cruelly photoshopped me...

I have to do this. You have no morals, sir Matcom.



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