I made Grovelbot cry - but it's a funny story

[sus]

first he was all, "hey give me some money!"

and i was all, "i already did, tin brain!"

and then he was all, "threadkiller!"

so then i took his lollipop and that's when the waterworks started.

it's just too easy.

share your "I made Grovelbot cry" stories here!

[rabid_nerd]

1. I put saltwater in the coinslot

and all the change came out...

Free soda too!

[FarmerOak]

2. He's such a pussy.

First I kicked him in the nuts.

Then I kicked him in the bolts.

Then I called him "Chett."

Then I asked him why he hates America.

He's a total wuss.

[m-jean03]

3. L. O. L.

Grovelbot PMd me immediately when I didn't include him in my "action hero" Poll.
I told Grovelbot that John McLane from Die Hard could kick his ass. It's true, obviously, but it damaged his delusional fantasies of grandeur, and he cried. Wept, actually...

:-)

[GOPisEvil]

4. I played the "psyche" game with my donation.

After a while, he gave up, sat under a tree and cried. It pains me to see a grown bot cry, so I gave up the benjamins.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. I just whispered in his ear: "This sentence is a lie."

Then he threw a tantrum: "WAAAAH WAAAAH logic loops are NOT FAIR now I have to blow myself up WAAAH WAAAAH!"

Then he blew up.

[DS1]

6. I gave him a bag full of cash and coins

but when he opened it and found ash and coal, he started to cry. That's when I called the police on him for trespassing. That's when I found out he was also an illegal alien just trying to support his wife and 3 kids, the four year old crippled in a tragic mining accident. You shoulda seen the tears when the cuffs clicked on, and they handed me the money he'd already earned that week. What's made in the Good Ole U S of A stays here.

/freep

[sus]

7. Gravelbutt hasn't stopped in here yet

cuz he KNOWS better!

::SMACKDOWN::

[DS1]

8. No, you're not allowed to ::SMACKDOWN:: your own posts

Someone else has to come along and do it. Just like Rap Battles, in which I participate all the time.

/lies

[sus]

9. i can SO..

::SMACKDOWN::