The Teenie-Weenie Itsie-Bitsie Tinie-Whinie of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"I always said 'Reading first' cause that's what I meant. Other people say 'Jesus first' or 'Math first' or Family or Country and then I get confused cause all these are good firsts if you ask me. Therefore I say 'Reading first' cause if you lost everything else you could still read about it, . . . or something."

[dedhed]

1. Oooo... John Kerry... I SQUISH YOUR HEAD!!

:bounce:

[Semi_subversive]

2. It gets this big

when I think nasty things about Barney.

[skip fox]

3. Just what's so 'Semi' about that, Semi-subversive??

:toast:

(i.e., a good one.)

[BringEmOn]

4. "...so, I leered in through the secret peep hole

I had cut in the women's restroom..."

[texas1928]

5. Reporter "So Mr. President,

How sure are that your daughters are virgins?"

[johnnie]

6. "So....with the pump I got online...

...I'm up to this big"

[cosmicdot]

7. Ya'll just don't know what it's like to be locked up in a room with Dick

and Karl and Karen Huge ... they torture me daily, and humiliate me until I feel this big ... then, they get on with the meeting after I crawl into a corner to sulk ... sometimes I dash outside ... I'm sure ya'll have seen those pictures of me ... later, Andy reads me a short paragraph which wraps up the day ... I don't know why Scooter doesn't come around much anymore ... he's busy with Bob Novak over sump'm ...

[skip fox]

8. We sigh and wave farewell as daytime's captions

recede into memory, fade, and are swallowed whole
by time's insatiable appetite. Our small sadness
is soon assuaged by the lighting of lamps, a spring night,
and minds that wake, fire up vast circuitries
to bring themselves to diamond clarity
that they might inscribe new captions
on the abyss, the maw that outlasts life, a sweet
sign, at least, of man's faith and ever going forth.



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