Ok, I am probably going to take some flak for this one...

[Maddy McCall]

I have tried to think of 100 nice ways to say this, and will offer the disclaimer that I have a sibling who is gender dysphoric, so I am very, very sensitive to transgender issues....

Having said that, here's what I think:

Lindsey Graham (R-NC) looks and sounds like a female-to-male transsexual.



Ok, flame me, but don't tell me the thought has never crossed your mind. :nuke:

[Fenris]

1. Karen Hughes looks like * a la "Mrs. Doubtfire"

And I think Senator Graham looks like a woman who has a man's haircut and wears a suit and tie.:)

[Maddy McCall]

3. I agree with you on Karen Hughes...

And thanks for not burning me on the Graham opinion. :-)

I am glad that I am not the only one who sees this. WHEW!

[Fenris]

6. It's his face. It's eerily feminine.

I don't think you are out of line with the suggestion.

[ForrestGump]

7. Indeed. Sort of the anti-Coulter...

[Maddy McCall]

8. As are his mannerisms...

And his voice.

Just my humble opinion.

[Fenris]

10. You may be onto something. His name is suspect, too. Lindsey.

That's sort of ambiguous.

[Maddy McCall]

13. Oh, I don't think he is transgender...

In the South, to be elected US Senator, your whole pedigree must be known to get elected.

I just think he looks and speaks like a woman. He might be closeted--how many Republicans do we know of who have taken staunch pro-life, anti-gay stands, only to find out that they paid for abortions or are gay themselves?

Anyway...

[Fenris]

16. I don't think that either

I just find him ambiguous and disturbing.

[Maddy McCall]

18. Yes...exactly!

I have a hard time digesting what he says because I find myself pondering his sexuality the whole time he speaks.

Does that make sense?

[ForrestGump]

20. Yep,

if only because his party isn't known for particular friendliness toward people who've switched genders or who prefer members of their own...the potential irony, even if unfounded, is just too much.

It's like that 800-pound gorilla, but not the one that mishandles airline luggage.

[Maddy McCall]

23. Exactly! It's the irony of his appearance and mannerisms counterpoised

with his party's stance on GLBT issues.

[ForrestGump]

26. GLBT?

Is that like a BLT with Gruyere cheese?

:P

Damned sammwidge-hating Republicans!

[Fenris]

21. Yes. In a strange way yes.

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. I think he runs around the house in hawaiian print mumu's and curlers

while he waits for his nails to dry.

But that's what there is to love about him and endear him to me...now for the bad news...he's fucking taking up space Judge Saunders could be sitting in.

[Maddy McCall]

5. :-)

Oh how I can picture that!

Let me add that his eyebrows are more groomed than mine are, and I tend to mine at least every other week.

And his hands are beautiful. Might be that clear polish. :-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. He's got that June Cleaver kind of wholesomeness about him

I can just see him at the stove in a frilly apron whipping up a mess o' something for Wally and Beaver when they walk through the door ( hehe..I said Beaver)

[ForrestGump]

12. Stop! You're turning me on!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. Waiting for Ward to get home and throw him up against the wall

and....oops..no sex threads

[Maddy McCall]

25. LOL!!!!

...and...to assault him with a self-pleasuring appliance. :-)

[ForrestGump]

28. A self-pleasuring appliance?

Is it larger than a breadbox?

[Maddy McCall]

29. Uh...no...larger than a Tootsie Roll, smaller than a Thermos...

:-)

[ForrestGump]

34. Oh!

:o

I'm given to understand that confusing the item with either of these two comparison items would be suboptimal, depending upon the capacity of the Thermos.







This isn't locked yet? :D

[Maddy McCall]

37. Oh, just let Dookus jump in and discuss his...

giant rabbit-cock and his USB, and this will be locked.

LOL! :-)

[ForrestGump]

42. Gasp, I say...gasp

HE is the Bunny of Love?

:o

[Maddy McCall]

47. He certainly is...

All five inches, so he says. Giant rabbit-cock! :-)

[ForrestGump]

50. Rabbit WHAT?

Oh, okay...they do exist.

But isn't 'giant' kind of oxymoronic with 'five inches'?

[Maddy McCall]

55. Think about if you are a large rabbit...

Five inches is probably considered well endowed. :-)

Dookus? Where are you? Waiting for you to help us out here!

[ForrestGump]

61. Ahh. That explains why Jessica Rabbit was with Roger, then...

And I guess he wasn't called ROGER Rabbit without reason, either...

[AlienGirl]

63. Giant Rabbits (and War Criminals)

I wonder, what would be considered well-endowed for a war criminal? ;-)

Tucker

[ForrestGump]

65. I think Bush is about right at the median...

Not very!

[AlienGirl]

66. OK, truly disturbing mental image

Now I'm imagining Bush and Hitler doing locker-room comparisons.

Tucker

[Dookus]

67. huh?

somebody say giant rabbit-cock?

[Maddy McCall]

69. You forgot the hyphen!

Gotta hyphenate for comedic purposes. :-)

[Dookus]

70. did not!

You can't prove it!

[ForrestGump]

27. It's all right,

I'm done. :D

[Maddy McCall]

30. ;-)

You sicko!!!! :-)

[ForrestGump]

35. Thank you!

:hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

31. You only started at 11:38!!

Endurance is your middle name, eh?

[Maddy McCall]

32. LOL! "Minuteman!"

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

33. Run Forrest Run!

[ForrestGump]

41. I can't!!

Chafing!

[ForrestGump]

39. That;s right. Always at the ready.

With my weapon cocked and ready to go, should the British come...

[Maddy McCall]

43. Eeesh! Now that's a...

Union Jacked Ass!

[ForrestGump]

51. Well, it's a union I'd certainly join

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

49. The British? They always come

too soon :D

[ForrestGump]

52. It's that stiff upper lip

Or was it the other...

No...can't say...wouldn't be prudent...

[Maddy McCall]

57. Aw...say it!

This will eventually get locked, anyway!

(I am certain the rabbit-cock did it.)

[ForrestGump]

59. Okay then, I was going to say that....

aaaaaaaaaaa.....Grovelbot!...how did you find my address?!

No!

Aaaaaarrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*crash*

*shatter*

*tinkle*







*silence*

[Maddy McCall]

60. Shit...now I've got to come over there and kick Grovelbot's cheap tin ass!

Was he packing iron?

[ForrestGump]

62. I appreciate the thought! Iron? Um..actually...

I don't want to talk about it right now, if that's okay.

But I got me some racing stripes..

[ForrestGump]

36. I'm late, I'm late...for a very important date!

More to the point, time is relative. Harumph!

Man, I HATE it when they time me!

[Maddy McCall]

15. I was seeing him as more the...

...whips and chains type. Hot wax on the nipples.

(Not really, but since Forrest is getting fired up, well....)

;-)

[ForrestGump]

22. YES! YES!!!!

Oh, Linds...uh...Graham...uh...whatever the hell your name is..

[Archae]

4. Hard to say...but...

Don't forget that man-to-woman blonde (many expletives deleted).

[ronzo]

9. OOOOch.

Not willing to go down that path.



_{but I hear ya...}

ed: code :silly:

[Angelus]

14. I would have to agree with you...

Also, Ann Coulter looks like a male-to-female transsexual and Karen Hughes looks like a male-to-female transsexual. *shudder*

[neebob]

17. Nah, he just looks creepy

in the same way as Bill Frist and Bill Owens, aka Governor B.O. Only Bill Frist is somewhat less feminine looking.

[Maddy McCall]

19. Frist looks like a Trent Lott wannabe with a lazy eye.

In other words, he looks like an amblyoptic alien. :-)

[neebob]

45. Trent Lott fits better in the big-chin group, I think

but I'd be willing to consider the possibility that Graham, Frist, and Owens are all products of the secret alien interbreeding program.

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[ForrestGump]

46. Hey, dude

Who asked you? You know, this is getting really tiresome. I'm sick of you coming here with that same old line, every time. You're a one-trick pony. Yes, that's right...I'm calling you out, you Freeper. :mad:

[Maddy McCall]

48. I just alerted on Gravel Bot for spamming and disrupting sex threads.

He is NEVER on topic. :eyes:

[ForrestGump]

54. Yeah, botkus, get with the program

:P

He's wearing what tennis shoes, too, and fidgeting too much to be a robot.

[Maddy McCall]

58. He's a little chubby for a robot... And he sounds more like chewbaka than

R2D2. That's all I need to know!

[ForrestGump]

64. You're right. There's only one possible truth: it's Darth Nader.

In the Conservatory. With a candlestick.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

40. Much like Aunt Bea's in your sig pic,

I think he floats around the house in a lovely Republican suit - he has a number of them in soft, flattering colors - complete with sensible heels, pearls, gloves and hat. And he stands in front of the mirror and pretends he's addressing the Senate or appearing on MTP as Ms. Graham.

Good call, jchild.

[Maddy McCall]

44. LOLOL!!!!

OMG! What a vision!

[President Jesus]

53. ...or a gay man 'converted' by some weird church group

[Maddy McCall]

56. Exodus.

That's where I am taking Dookus before we get married. ;-)

[Dookus]

68. hey!