Mexican UFO Thread

[mopaul]

I read it today, i think it's on rense, but it was on all the major networks today too, even jay leno joked about it. with video excerpts yet. it goes a little somethin' like this:

3 members of the mexico narcotics control police were nightflying looking for smugglers and such, and they had their infra red, heat sensitive cameras on.

out of nowhere, on the infra red screen were 3 large globes. invisible to the naked eye, but visible on infra red. they appeared to be flying in formation, and under intelligent control.

they radioed back to base and told them they sighted ufo's. base said to pursue and ivestigate. the mexican pilots turned around and viola, now there are 6 large flying invisible globes, which now start to circle the plane.

the pilots are freaking and wondering what to do when they notice there are now 9 objects.

they say, they saw a total of 11 of the glowing, hovering objects, and, they filmed it on the infra red camera.

then, they all vanished instantly. nothing reported on radar, or detected in any way, other than this report and video, parts of which were shown today.

what'da ya think?

[Dookus]

1. I think these narcs

were samplin' the goods.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

2. well, if what the narcs say is true

and we all know that narcotics agents are trustworthy, these sound like Zenotis from the outer rim of Andromeda. Now, I've never seen them fly in formations exceeding 6, so this would be peculiar behavior, even for a Zenoti. My guess is that these Zenotis were harvesting chili peppers for the arduous months of drought that lay ahead on their home planet of Ektar 8, though I can't be sure given the details thus far.

[mopaul]

3. ya mean them cloners, beyond the rim?

that's just an old fable, there is no such planet Zenoti in that sector, look it up on the star charts, don't just take my word for it.

where do you get your info? we should talk over synthahol sometime.

[mopaul]

4. mexican flying saucer

[dArKeR]

5. No joke. I just saw a star looking object fly SE to NE over southern

San Jose, CA. about 21:20. We watched it for about 1 minute. The luminous intensity did NOT change. It's rate was constant. Impossible to be a aircraft. I would guess a satellite but the orbit seemed too low. Also, it's size was 5 times larger than a satellite if have seen in the past. It was about the size of a large star. (I've been overseas for a number of years and maybe this is the normal size and altitude of satellites now-a-days?

[HEyHEY]

6. I think I'm all alone in a cabin in the woods and don't want anything

to do with a thread like this if I wanna get some sleep tongiht

[DrWeird]

8. Ever seen "Fire in the Sky?"

A group of loggers are way out in the woods and as they're driving home at night down an empty logging road they see a strange glow at the horizon. It gets bigger as they approach and the loggers think it's a forest fire, until they get right up close and...

[HEyHEY]

9. The best thing to calm myself when freaked is to think

Shit, that guy got a damn good vacation outta it...PLUS they may have wanted him to breed with some hot human they abducted....of course they could have gotten a...non-hot one.

[DrWeird]

10. Nope. No hot human.

They kept him in a rubbery cage in the muck of a highly decayed previous abducting, then they pulled him out, roughed him up, and stuck a big spinning needle in his eye.

[HEyHEY]

11. hmmm....that doesn't sound too appealing..I'd best stay inside

Or if they do come.... offer them a drink and some phone numbers to fast girls.

[DrWeird]

12. Well, you see, that logger that got abducted got away.

But he had severe emotional problems and couldn't function in modern society. He ended up divorce his wife and quiting his job. He now lives in a cabin out in the woods.

Some folks say the aliens are still looking for him; randomly searching lone cabins out in the woods in the hopes that they can catch a good specimen in his sleep.

[HEyHEY]

13. pheeewww, thank god I'm not a good specimen

I was worried for a minute :-)

[DrWeird]

7. What's amazing about this...

Is that it was footage from an infrared camera and the objects showed up as glowing blobs.

What else could they be but UFOs?

[7th_Sephiroth]

14. ball lightening

invisible to the naked eye, but not to other forms of detection, following the wind currents?

[Old and In the Way]

15. I saw the films.....

I have no idea. Fanjet exhaust? There was steady lateral movement, nothing that couldn't be explained by a formation of jets....yet, I don't think that was what it was. I'm stumped.